You're not an idiot. Of course you agree!

You're not an idiot. Having two hot girls agree to work for you for a small percentage of what is currently zero income... and agree to dress sexy on command... is way too good a deal to walk away from.

"Deal," you say. "We should--"

"Yeah, yeah. Now you fuck us," Anna says. "We been here before."

"God," Mara sighs, "every single fucking professor. "Yes, Mara, I'd love for you to be my assistant. Bend over and let me fuck you in the ass, will you. It's like we're just pussies with bodies attached."

You were going to say you should shake on it but hell.

On the other hand, you like to think you're not a complete creep. Maybe you should tell them that sex is not a required part of the job.

You look at the two girls. Kara, with her blond hair and high cheekbones, and Mara with her black hair and pale skin. Either girl could change careers and become a model if she wanted. And they are ready to fuck you. Together.

Every straight guy in the world, you suspect, harbors fantasies, secret or otherwise, about being with two girls at once. Who wouldn't want that, after all? What's not to like about having one girl suck your dick while another licks out your asshole, then one girl sitting on your dick while the other sits on your face. The two girls making out as you fuck one after the other. Then, finally, each of them using their sexy little hands to coax you to orgasm, followed by sharing your cum as it splashes off their faces.

The more you think about it, the more you realize that there's nothing not to like about the idea.

Except the being an asshole and requiring sex part.

Fuck. These decisions get harder and harder.