You're in the mood for another risky game

Completely absent-minded, you start up your most recent purchase, a new game called XCop2: War of the Chosen. It was a fun, strategic game where you have to control a group of x-cops and maneuver them around the battlefield! The goal was to defeat all criminals on the map while collecting the loot they drop. It was a nice way to enjoy yourself a little, since that stupid dildo you found earlier was clearly awful at its job of making you climax, or at least teaching you more about how sex works.

It hadn't occurred to you that the device had an entirely different purpose instead of bringing pleasure. It was a rather clinical device that your mother's best-friend-forever -- a Gynecologist by trade -- helped crafting together. It was an idea they came up with after many shared giggles and jokes, during a night of drinking around the coffee table with a few other girlfriends. Women can come up with the strangest things when intoxicated, aroused, and dedicated to being perverted...

They rightfully named it the "Insemi-sammy," a cute nickname for a rather simplistic device that had only one purpose. The hollow core helped to create a strong vacuum shortly after activation, to tightly connect the suction cup with the woman's cervix upon insertion. At the same time, the syringe tip in the center of the cup would naturally dip right into the woman's cervix and create an airtight seal. The next mechanism triggers shortly after, and gradually 'milks' the contents of the artificial testicles into the hollow core of the dildo, where the vacuum helps to instantly suck every droplet right up into the syringe tip and into the woman's uterus. The injection of the fluid is intentionally slow, very slow! This is to increase the odds of sperm-delivery during the fertile window of the woman. Covering a larger time-frame just makes it more likely for ovulation to occur at some point.

Fortunately for you, the suction cup around your cervix prevented all the previous semen from swimming any deeper inside your loins. Unfortunately the syringe attachment also created a direct passageway for your daddy's sperms into the very core of your femininity and adulthood.

Of course, your mother would've never imagined that her teenage daughter would so clumsily find the "Sammy". Nor would she assume that her curious offspring would naively attach the one particular pair of testicles that were loaded to the brim with her own father's happy lil' swimmers!

It was a few minutes into playing your computer game that a beady, cloudy drop of semen began to form on the nose of the syringe, deep inside your womb... It gradually grew larger and bigger until gravity itself helped the tiny drop of sperm to simply roll off the smooth plastic, and splash wetly against the pink lining of your pubescent uterus.

A sense of dread fills you almost instantly, and you pause the game after taking a deep breath. You look to your left, to your right, narrowing your eyes and trying to figure out what just made your heart miss a beat... but you don't hear anything but the laughter of your parents from the kitchen. It's the soothing, rhythmical contractions of the elastic sack between your thighs that eventually calms you down again with its silly motions. It simply and mechanically continued doing its thing, squeezing itself together and up against the damp lips of your vagina before relaxing and drooping down again.

In the meantime...

"Yes, he seriously couldn't even find the papers!" your mother explained back in the kitchen with a barely suppressed laugh. She swallowed another sip of red, aromatic wine and your father had an amused grin while listening to her tales from the office. "It's like I have to do his job for him! So I helped him to find our client's papers, and then..." she interrupts herself upon feeling her phone vibrate in her pocket, and she curiously pulls it out to take a look at the vibrant screen.

Sammy activated!
Scanning for results...
Scanning for results... ...
Sperm sample detected!
Analyzing...
Average sperm motility. Exceptionally high sperm count.

Warning: DNA sample of sperm donor and host are matching. Sperm donor and host are likely blood-related.

Warning: Host is far below the recommended age for pregnancy.

Warning: Continue insemination?
YES / NO

"Gah, hold on," your mother added briefly before dismissing the stupid message. That 'super smart' app had been acting up already since the first day she installed it. Those bugs were supposed to be fixed a while ago already! Her slender finger hovers over the "NO" button to pause the process just in case the silly toy was now spurting cum all over the insides of her mini-fridge all the way back in the bedroom. However, just as she was about to push the digital button, your father reached for another drink and bumped against her shoulder, making her thumb accidentally brush against the "YES" trigger. The app responded instantly with a little beep and a 10-second sample of the music track by Keri Hilson - Make Love. The bright text window changed to a baby-pink color tone.

Overwriting **** lock mechanism...

Deleting minimum age requirement...

Analyzing...
Next ovulation expected within 1-3 days.
Happy breeding! =)

"Ah, whatever," she sighed as she turned the phone off and slipped it back into her pocket. "So anyway, about the papers..."