Chapter 12
by
Hvast
Will anyone save you?
Yes
You hear a sound of a speeding arrow followed by screams of goblins. Looks like someone killed the one that planned to start **** you. Second arrows goes to the goblin on your right hand an green bastards go in full panic mode as some unseen archer keeps picking them off one after another. Your wannabe **** scream, run around and try to locate the source of their ****.
They completely forget about and it gives you a chance. You grab the hatchet lying nearby and, still in prone position, hack into one of distracted goblins near you. He loses his leg and you proceed hacking him to **** with a pure fury.
Ding.
You recover from your outburst and look around to notice that there are no single goblin left around. Everyone of them is killed by arrows. Soon you notice the source of the massacre - elven female archer. Her sexy tight leather armor is decorated with silver runes and there are no she is quite high level. Her face looks really angry and she goes straight to you.
"Listen you! Stupid fucking noob!" She starts screaming at you "First. How stupid you need to be to buy THAT as your first equipment set. Second. What were you thinking charging like this into a group of swarm NPC? Third. There are reasons why turning off adult content filter IS NOT FUCKING RECOMMENDED!" She is really pissed off "I know there are many cute guys to fool around but if you have no filter nearly EVERYTHING WILL try to **** you! Turn it fucking on before fighting unless you are really into BDSM" Her monologue is nowhere close to the ending "And, judging by your fucking little girl scream, you are not! By the way, if **** is imminent just LOG FUCKING OFF! Your stupidity ruined my perfect ambush! I spent hours on that tree for what? To waste all bonuses on this crap? "
You don't understand majority of words being thrown at you and you are still quite shaken by narrowly avoided **** but looks like she is waiting for your answer.
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