Yes honey, sorry for that

Simon: "It's okay babe. You've just to understand that you can't have everything in life. Daydreaming will only cause you pain. Give up strange thoughts. Your life is with me. You're my girlfriend and you have to accept even what you dislike about me. If your hope's to find the perfect boyfriend, that'll never happen. Give up. One day I'll propose to you and you'll be the happiest girl on earth. Do you even remember how you were before meeting me? I don't like pointing this out but you smile a lot more now thanks to me."

You: "Yeah I know honey. I've probably ruined your mood. I'm sorry I didn't mean to be ungrateful. You might not be perfect but it's okay, I'm happy. Don't even mention that I'd like another boyfriend. You know I'd never leave you. Ever. I promised I won't cheat on you and you know I stay away from other men just because I love you."

Simon: "Well that's true until you change your mind. If you haven't already. Who knows how many neighbors you fucked."

You: "What?"

Simon: "C'mon babe it's a joke! How silly. You didn't get it, did you?"

You: "Who knows how many collegues you slept with then"

Simon: "Hehe. You really think a person with such a strong love for you would do something like that? Is that even possible?"

Simon: "About the fairy. I want you to think hard about it. What might it mean? Is that a symbol of your psyche? Only you can find its meaning. But first I want to hear from you that there's no fairy and that you're inventing things."