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Chapter 22
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Nemo of Utopia
Accept The Elf, Or No?
Yes: Provisionaly...
You are no dummy, not everyone can be a prophet, you have to accept that, and accept more clergy for this tiny cult, JUST IN CASE: so you click "Yes!"
Then, unexpectedly, there's a new pop up:
[Would you like to set up a Probationary Period?]
[Yes! / No.]
This sounds useful, so you click on "Yes!"
[What kind of sacrifices do you require for this class to retain approval?
(Spoken Prayers [ ])
(Joss Sticks [ ])
(Prayer Papers [ ])
(Food Offering [ ])
(Sacred Wine [ ])
(Blood Attonement [ ])
(Special Behavior [ ])
(Check all that apply.)]
[How much must these sacrifices cost each?
( ) GP
( ) Minutes, ( ) Hours.]
[How often do you require these Sacrifices?
( ) times per:
(Day [ ])
(Week [ ])
(Month [ ])
(Year [ ])]
[This probationary period lasts until level...?
(10 [ ])
(15 [ ])
(20 [ ])
(25 [ ])
(30 [ ])
(40 [ ])
(50 [ ])
("Code of Conduct": Permanently [ ])]
You look at the options and come up with a simple enough set of requirements.
[What kind of sacrifices do you require for this class to retain approval?
(Spoken Prayers [√])
(Joss Sticks [ ])
(Prayer Papers [ ])
(Food Offering [√])
(Sacred Wine [ ])
(Blood Atonement [ ])
(Special Behavior [ ])
(Check all that apply.)]
[How much must these sacrifices cost each?
(0.01) GP
(5) Minutes, (0) Hours.]
[How often do you require these Sacrifices?
(5) times per:
(Day [√])
(Week [ ])
(Month [ ])
(Year [ ])]
[This probationary period lasts until level...?
(10 [ ])
(15 [ ])
(20 [√])
(25 [ ])
(30 [ ])
(40 [ ])
(50 [ ])
("Code of Conduct": Permanently [ ])]
[What are the Words of the Spoken Prayers?]
[Description:
Prayer One: "Hail Nimrev, God of Vermin! Blessings are upon the rats, insects, and parasites! Blessed are we who have seen and follow the sign of the baneworms and rat-king! Hail Nimrev, who are both High and Low!"
Prayer Two: "Glory unto you, Nimrev, God of Vermin! I praise you, oh lord of baneworms and rats, for you are the God who speaks for the lowest of things! Speak for me, and all who follow, have followed, and will follow, the path of muck and slime: for from muck was the world born and to muck it shall return! We are unworthy Nimrev: only those that accept this fact can find redemption, this we know! Hold us in your crawling embrace and see us safely from birth to **** and back into the eternal muck of the true state of being! Glory unto Nimrev in the highest and lowest!"
Prayer Three: "Nimrev forgive me for I am Clean! The grime does not cake me and slime does not support me! I am weaker than the Worms and Rats, Nimrev, for they are as one with your glory and need not wash or bathe! Withhold your wrath at my weakness Nimrev, and remember always that I too shall be made rotten in the fullness of time!"]
[What are the Requirements of the Food Offering?]
[Description: You must leave a copper piece worth of food from each meal or snack out to be eaten by local vermin. Do this five times a day along with your five minutes of prayer. ]
With all that squared away you turn to the situation at hand, the elf, in the fashion of a true submissive, is vacillating about who she should use as a partner for her oral sex lesson. Time to step in...
What Do You Say To Your Newly Accepted Elven Champion?
Game Monster
From Creep to Boss
You come into being as a low-level monster, the kind heroes chew through like popcorn. You know the drill, whether you're a player yourself or an artificial intelligence, and you're sick of it. You set out on your own quest: to defeat the heroes at any cost (or at least be an epic boss somewhere down the line).
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