Yes, you were hungry and he was paying.

"You're buying?" I swallowed down the flush in my cheeks, playing into the shared illusion that he hadn't just been staring at my bare backside and very wet slit.

"Absolutely!" He grinned, following me out of his office and to the elevator. We chatted briefly about the report down to the parking garage and into his car. I managed to slide in without exposing too terribly much, although I did have to choose between whether the seat belt was going to slide up and down between my breasts or across my very-sensitive nipple.

I thought I could pick the nipple. Big mistake. I didn't last long at all.

We made small talk for a few minutes, and I regretted my choice more and more, but at this point was far too self-conscious to make a change.

"So, you a big fan of body paint?" Joe smirked as we drove.

"Mmnghuh..." I meagerly responded, my breath catching as I struggled not to rock gently in the seat.

"Really? Paint yourself pink often?" He chuckled.

"I mean..." Mngh... "No, not really..." Fuck.

I managed to make it to the restaurant without peaking. Before I knew it we were in a somewhat dim corner booth. Away from prying eyes.

"Tortellini alfredo?" I said to the waiter, heart still racing slightly from my poor decisions on the car ride over.

"I'll have the 8 oz sirloin, medium rare."

"Separate checks?" The waiter jotted down our orders.

"No, I've got it."

"I'll have your wine in a moment."

More lascivious chit chat about me getting naked. He refilled my glass. Twice. I felt warm.

"You should dress like this every day!" He grinned. "I'll buy!"

I snickered through a mouthful of tortellinis, gulping them down with a little too much wine. "Fuck, can you imagine? This dress is so tiny on me! I'm spilling out everywhere!"

"I've noticed!" He grinned and I snickered again. "You've got some sauce..." He tapped at the corner of his mouth.

"Wouldn't be the first time..." I waggled my eyebrows and beamed, sliding my tongue drunkenly around my lips, greedily lapping up the creamy white sauce. "At least you didn't get it in my eye!" I snickered into another mouthful of wine.

"I promise to aim for your cheeks." He grinned, topping me off.

"As long as we keep it off Kelli's dress..." I smirked, then reconsidered, "... or would it not be the first time this dress got a little saucy?" I cocked my head to the side.

"I'll never tell." He grinned, winking.

We managed to make it out of the restaurant and back into his car without me mocking a blowjob on a breadstick and using alfredo to illustrate the idea cum splatter locations, as much as I had been inclined to.

This time as I slid into my seat, I was much less thoughtful about my motion, and spent more than a moment wondering why the leather was sticking to my butt so much more than earlier. I held my seatbelt in my hand for a while, staring down between my splayed knees at my bare crotch, but just couldn't figure it out. Leather always sticks to skin. Why didn't it stick earlier?

"Was this a different car earlier?" I looked over at Joe, who also seemed curious about my seat, and kept glancing over as he drove.

"No..." He just smiled. "Is something wrong?"

"It's just..." I started.

"Did you see the spider? There was a spider in here earlier, and I couldn't quite catch it."

My eyes went wide. "A spider!?" I let go of the seatbelt and it sucked back up.

"Did it fall on you?" He reached over, his hand to my chest as I froze in spider-panic, and he slide a finger deftly into my cleavage. "Is it in your dress?"

"Fuck that!" I shouted, shoving Kelli's dress down, my tits popping out, my ass raising up with a sticky noise as I shoved the spider dress down to my feet, kicking it away to the corner of the floor. That wasn't far enough! I reached down and grabbed it, shrieking briefly as I tossed it into the back, where it landed, sitting in the rear window.

"Thank god!" I said over to him, heart racing, naked and drunk. And suddenly, for some inexplicable reason, all I could think of was how insanely horny I was. For no reason at all!

"So, uh, not back to the office, then?" He smirked.