Yes, it does

What follows is a frantic dash toward stripping, fumbling, and finally sex. You'd imagined yourself approaching the deed slowly, building Crystal's anticipation as you toyed with her breasts, brought your fingers and lips close to her pussy but stopping short, teasing her pussy lips with the tip of your dick. Instead, both of you are caught in the moment.

The second your boxers are off, she pulls you on top of her. Then, she somehow manages to twist free and you find that she's on top of you, grasping your dick and then lowering herself on it.

God, her pussy feels great. She's wet with anticipation, but her pussy squeezes down on you as you slide into her creating a friction that seems doomed to send you into immediate and way-too-early orgasm... until she, somehow reading your problem, reaches behind you and grasps your scrotum... not hard enough to cause pain but definitely enough to gain your attention... and avert catastrophe. You wouldn't be surprised if she hasn't had this problem before with previous boyfriends. Any girl as hot as Crystal, with such a tight pussy, would excite guys beyond anything biology has prepared us for.

Now that she's sitting on you, though, she calms down. "I like how your cock feels inside me," she growls.

"Yeah." You like it, too.

"Now, let's do some math."

"Huh?"

"We've reached a higher level of consciousness, right? We're doing the deed, communing with the universe. Just like your hot little anthropologist taught us. So, time to do some math... like your hot little math geniuses say."

You're pretty sure you hadn't gone into detail on the hotness of your partners in this venture. You may not be the most experienced guy in the world but you've learned enough to know that bragging about one girl to another does not end well.

Beyond that, you've never felt less like doing math problems than you do right now. Your cock is inside a beautiful woman. Her hair is spilling over your chest, over your legs, everywhere like one of those medieval paintings of Eve, except that Crystal's sexy body is fully on display beneath that veil, her body is the hottest thing you can imagine, and you feel like you've died and gone to heaven.

"Let's start with our bank accounts," she says. "Okay, let X, float, be the current balance in my Bank of San Francisco account number..." (she rattles off a number). "Let Y, float, be the current balance in MicroStuff's corporate account, Wells Fargo Bank, account number..." (another string of digits). If Y greater than zero, X = X + Y. ELSE, X = 10 * X."

As she talks, she starts moving, pumping her body up and down over your cock.

You grit your teeth and try to counter her thrusts, pushing up as she comes down and pulling away as she withdraws to double the impact of your lovemaking.

Tiny beads of sweat form on her upper lip and breasts and her upper chest and face blush pink.

"Oh, yeah, baby," she growls. "Give it to me hard. Make the earth move."

You do your best, watching her for evidence that she's getting close. Which doesn't take long. Her legs are shaking and she's breathing hard.

You decide it's time for you to take control and roll her over with you on top.

Now, you set the pace and it looks like she appreciates every second of it.

She bites your shoulder and grabs her tits, squeezing them as you make love to her, her pupils dilating, her breath hard and fast.

Then, when you're afraid you're done and that you won't be able to make her cum, she screams out your name. "So good, Mike. I'm cumming, cumming. You really did make the earth move."

You barely hear the last part because you're cumming too... Fuck, you should have talked about birth control. But with her legs wrapped around your waist pulling you in, you don't really have any choice in the matter any more. You cum inside of her.

And the earth moves.

"Shit," you say. "We're having a goddamned earthquake now?"

"I... oops," she says. "At least it waited until we came."

"But... did we do it?"

"No way," she says. "There are always earthquakes here."

Except, she doesn't look very confident about that claim. Fuck. Have you discovered the Earth's Poke of ****? Better get on Did You Feel It and find out.