Well, is it?

Yes, I am afraid it is

"What should I do? Maybe trying to wipe the cum will only make things worse", you think to yourself as you study the Sharpie more closely. You notice the words "water resistant", and whisper "good". Then you notice another line below it saying: "not semen resistant", and whisper "not good". You watch as the writing starts to mix into a black and white solution. Too late. Emma's mom shouts "Why you little pervert!" and shoves you off from top of her. It takes a few seconds but you manage to pin her down and scribble the words "RYAN'S MILF" on her again, this time on her forehead.

"Mommy! What was that? Are you all right?", you hear Emma call from behind the fence. You whisper to the mother's ear: "Tell her it's nothing! Don't let her come here and see us!"

"It's nothing, I'm all right! You don't need to come here", your newly claimed MILF tells her daughter in a slightly robotic sounding tone.

"Are you sure? You sound weird! Did you fall over or something?", Emma asks.

"No, I'm all right, thanks!", Emma's Mom repeats after your command.