Xander fakes his departure

"ok, me and Anya will go home, you two can finish up tonight"

Anya: "does that mean we can have sex"

All girls seem happy as Xander takes Anya by the hand departing from the pack, they both run as far as the closest street

Anya: "Xander what are you doing, I wanna fuck" Anya appears to be impatient as Xander spies on his best mates, he sees Willow taking Buffy by the hand, not able to make out what they are saying, he follows them all the way back to Buffys home.

Xander and Anya sneak their way to the lingroom window, they pear in to seee the 2 sluts smoothering each other on the couch

"holy crap, check this out, Anya quick" Xander whispers

"I knew it, Buffy has always been a big dyke"

Xander looks around "you did".

Xander sees Willow laying on top of Buffy, rubbing her tits through Buffys sweater, and Buffy's hand dug into Willows pants, masturbating her vagina.

"this is turning me on, you wanna screw right here, right now?"