Who will win?

Your sister counts

“On 3.”

“1(you prepare your swing)”

“2 “your sister prepares her kick”

“3!!!”

You slam the sharp end of the hammer into the side of her left tit popping and puncturing it. While your hit was a success so was hers. Her kick destroyed what was left of your ball and your remaining one is badly damaged.

Right before you both pass out you can hear your sister say “we need to do this again”