Who is the doofus?

You can't believe the little, overprotective doofus as he insists that YOU leave.

In a fight you could easily take the skinny white boy. You are over 6" taller and have a 100+ pound advantage over him.

"I think you better get the hell out of here little man." you tell him as you stand up showing off your muscular body. Tonight you intend to fuck the hell out of the hot little blonde bombshell and nothing is going to stop you.

"Guys please..." the sexy blonde begins as she grabs your arm, "He's my......"

Who is the little doofus? Her husband? Her brother? Her boss? or ??????