Her husband

The sexy blonde grabs your arm and says, "He's my husband!"

You roll your eyes at her and asks, "Oh, one of those games. Who's idea was this?" She points to him.

The doofus sneers again and says, "As I said, get the fuck out of here."

She interrupts, "He did nothing wrong, honey. This was your idea! At least buy him a drink."

The doofus continues, "No way. He has no right to touch you like that."

She explodes, "At least SOMEONE touches me once in a while." She grabs your arm and suggests something.