When was the last time you masturbated?

When Mimi asks those words, three pairs of eyes widen--the two men beside her, and of course, Velatha herself. Nobody but May could have expected such a question to come from the cute girl's lips, but there they were. Velatha reacts with far more than raised brows, however. If she wasn't already blushing, her further embarrassment would be far more obvious. It may have been the rudest thing ever spoken directly to her face.

"Thank you," May says as she retrieves her cards. "Well?"

"What do you mean, well?!" the elf shouts.

Just then, it's finally proven to be too much. All the strangeness, though mostly the yelling, has drawn more attention. Eyes from afar are pointed this direction. To make matters worse, it looks as if some are actually coming this way to check out what's going on, and Velatha notices that immediately. With her keen elven eyes and ears, she knows full well that at least half a dozen people are going to join the three already watching. And that may even startle the dog.

"Better answer fast," May says as if she's fully aware of this danger. Probably because she is.

"I am not answering that," she responds.

May approaches close. She stows away her cue cards behind her back and they seemingly disappear, and when she stands right up face-to-face with Velatha, her expression is actually quite intimidating. "Really? That's where you draw the line? If that's what you want, then I suppose we can just stand here all day. Or you can answer Mimi's question. And I'll know if you're lying."

"This is ridiculous."

"I know, right?"

"Pfft. I mean, it was likely a long time ago. I do not do such things."

"It looks like that's her final answer, because I'm tired of waiting." She puffs out her chest as she takes a long, deep inhale. Then a long pause. Her eyes dart back and forth. Then finally, as loudly as she can manage, she shouts with a booming voice, "Come one, come all! Do you want to watch the most fun and sexy game around? May the Mischievous Mage is here with a Penalty Game that's fun for all, expect the person playing~!" And she does it all in one breath.

"What? No! No, no, no!" the elf pleads.

"Sorry. But that's your punishment for refusing to give me a real answer. Better speak. If you do it now, you'll only need to say it to four of us. If you wait a couple more minutes, you'll have to say it to far more than that. Or you can just stay there until the dog gets hungry and runs off somewhere else."

Velatha groans. "There is no way you could even know."

"I do know. Try me."

She grumbles and growls. "F-Fine. Whatever." It seems she's realized the truth of May's words. Either she says it now in front of a few, or later in front of many. "The last time I did it... was like... I think eight days ago... wh-when I was alone reading... m-my favourite erotica," she mutters out.

"Ooh. That's actually kinda long. Does that mean you're all pent up? I hope so." May's eyes shine as she announces, "Ding ding! That means only one more question to go, everyone."