What's she wearing?

Lauren stood, now barefoot and skirtless in the store. Dozens of people were looking and pointing at her. She stood hunched over, pulling down her shirt in a vain attempt to hide her Spanx. The Spanx covered her from mid thigh to belly button, but the real issue was she didn't want anyone to know about her shameful underwear.

"They're nothing!" Lauren responded to April, clearly a little ****.

"Oh, I know what those are!" A 'helpful' woman working at the register said loudly.

"They are 'Spanx'!"

"What are those?" April said, knowing full well the answer. She wanted it spelled out for everyone.

"Special shaping panties." The employee explained. "They make a woman's stomach, butt and thighs look slimmer. You can find them on aisle 6."

"You mean... Lauren wears shaping panties?" April said.

Dan looked at Lauren in shocked confusion. Lauren's cheeks burned as one of her secrets was outed against her will!