Well size isn't everything (It is actually)

Simon woke up with the sun shining through his window and the birds chirping outside. "Ahh that feels nice." he said stretching and getting out of bed. He took off his clothes immediately revealing his washboard abs, firm glutes, bulging biceps and rock hard pecs; humming while making his way to the shower. Turning on the water, he periodically checked it before hopping in when the water was just right. He first lathered his hair with very expensive shampoo, followed by grabbing his sponge and putting expensive body wash all over it when suddenly he looked down and immediately noticed the change.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" he screamed out. "Master Simon! Is something wrong?" Simon's butler said from outside the room. "Uh no, I just got a little soap in my eyes!" Simon said trying to hide it from his butler. Simon then quickly turned off the water and examined his genitals. "Haha, stop that tickles." a voice laughed. Simon then took his hands off Isaac's cock and looked at it. "Hey Simon, Good Morning!" Isaac's cock said. "What the hell? I'm dreaming, I have to be." Simon said trying to convince himself.

"Simon, buddy you're not losing it, I'm actually here." Isaac's cock told him. "That's not true, cocks can't talk!" he said. "Well I can, I'm talking to you now aren't I?" Isaac's cock informed him. "Well you're not my cock! What happened to my beautiful, long cock?!?" Simon said. "Simon, calm down! I don't know what happened to your cock, all I know is I attached to you last night or rather you attached me and here we are." Isaac's cock said. "Attached you?" Simon said. "Well yeah, I was in your sweatpants last night and you grabbed me and stuck me on you." "Why were you in my sweatpants?" Simon said confused.

"Okay, I'm going to be real with you, okay? What do cocks love doing the most?" "Uh I don't know...fucking?" Simon guessed. "Yes, and guess what I don't get enough of?" "Sex?" Simon answered. "Bingo, so look I saw an open position and I took it, alright? I don't know where your cock is, went, or what it's doing right now, but I am here completely devoted to the cause. You're a pornstar and you like sex and I like sex too, so either you settle with me or don't it's your call." Isaac's cock said.