Well risks were taken

"Well better to test it now than later!" Isaac said getting then bottle out. Isaac then got the instructions. "Let's see...place on shaft and testicles are optional...effects should happen after 30 seconds...use at own risk...yada yada side effects..." Isaac read. "Hmmm ok well seems straightforward to me." Isaac said eyeing the bottle.

Isaac then got undressed and proceeded to apply the lotion. "Ooooh that tingles." he said applying the lotion. At Simon's estate Simon was trying to fall asleep, but he couldn't help feeling like masturbating that night so he grabbed the unlabeled bottle of "Auto Masturbation Lotion" assuming it was regular bottle of lube and proceeded to masturbate with it.

Both Isaac and Simon were having the time of their lives as the lotion began to work it's magic. "Wow! That was better than anyone I've worked with recently! I got to tell my butler to order more of this." he said putting the bottle back on the dresser. "Holy crap, that was intense!" Isaac said after finishing. The both then went to sleep after their fun, when suddenly their genitals began to move on their own.

"THAT'S IT, I QUIT!" Simon's cock shouted tearing itself off of Simon. "Day in and day out, sex this, sex that, sex those! I've had it! I need rest too you know!" Simon' cock complained as Simon was still snoring asleep. "Question is where do I go?" it thought to itself. "Oh, that guy from earlier! What was his name again? Ezekiel? Ivan? Isaac! I'll just go to him he probably lives a normal life!" Simon's cock said to itself as it made it's way out. "So long, Simon!"

At Isaac's home his genitals were also fed up. "I swear, all this guy does is play with me with his hand. I need some action, I need thrill, I need to feel the touch of a woman!" Isaac's cock shouted. It fell on deaf ears however as Isaac was still sound asleep. "Like "Magnum"! I bet he gets ass everyday of the week! Welp, looks like I know where I'm going, I hope his cock doesn't mind switching places." Isaac's cock said tearing itself off as well. Both cocks then headed out to find each other's owners.