Well, open your eyes you big loser

You open your eyes. You are laying on a white tiled floor, with waiting room chairs all around you. In the distance you can hear typing from a keyboard. The room is brightly lit, almost as if you are in heaven.

You sit up. "uurgggggg. Where the hell am I?" you ask, as you slowly stand on your feet.

You notice that you only have on a pair of loose fit sweatpants, with no underwear, shirt, or shoes. Hey, better than being naked!

Shrugging, you look around the waiting room you have found yourself in. It is a decent sized room that reminds you of the DMV back at your local hometown where you spent your first few years as a young, confused and even more stupid David.

Oddly enough, there appears to be only one doorway to exit this room, and it is behind what appears to be a checkout counter. Behind this counter, you see a brown haired girl who is the source of the typing noise you heard earlier.