Well, There Is SOME Stuff, But You Doubt It Will Be Enough...

"Headband of the Courtezan +3... A Short Bow of Punch +1... A "Bamph" Flask... A Class 1 Potion of Mana... Anal Beads of Ice Resistance +5... A size small Wicker Breastplate of Thorn Spikes... Five arrows of aura glow...? Mistress, I know that I am going to sound like a pessimist but there is barely anything here that is of use and none of it matches..." Greshsilkak whines, her resolution to be brave in the face of your likely impending deaths, yet again, waning a little.

"No, no, we can work with this Greshsilkak. Admittedly it's not what I was hoping to get, but we must be brave and keep our upper lips stiff today, this may not even be the adventuring group we are supposed to achieve victory over, that could happen later today, but I do think that there is one item out of that list that I have been waiting for us to get one of in the hoard for months...!" You say with a permissive smile. You gesture her forward and tap the 'Headband of the Courtezan' +3 with your tongue.

"This is the highest quality 'Headband of the Courtezan' that can generate in the hoard, so I am expending my once yearly 'retaining' charm to make it a permanent part of your panoply." You explain and speak a series of sharp-edged syllables whereupon the headband glows blue and then green and Greshsilkak suddenly looks quite a bit sexier than she did a minute ago, as a "Headband of the Courtezan" adds it's power rating to the characters Appearance, Charisma, & Dexterity scores. It also has a side effect of reducing the amount of orgasm resistance the character has by 7%, and if given as a gift, which this does count as since technically the hoard registers as belonging to you at the moment, it adds it's power rating × 10 to the recipient's sexual attraction rating for the giver as a permanent debuff whenever it is attuned...

"Mmmm, Mistress, I feel so slutty all of a sudden, I want to lick your vagina & finger your asshole till you cum, please, please: can I? I've been a good girl today..."

You've been feeling pretty horny yourself...