Weed Shopping!

I wake up and count the hours before the weed shop opens. I shower eat breakfast and put on a red,blue and green tie dye tee shirt with a bare midriff and some faded old blue jeans. When it's time to leave i slip on brown leather water buffalo sandals and a weed shopping i go! I get two ounces of Xanadu bud and a ceramic dragon shaped bong and head on back to my camper. I fill my new bong with water and the chamber with weed and enjoy. I play the entire Pink Floyd Dark side of the moon CD and get completely baked. I take a nap and wake up around 4 in the afternoon. I go out looking for some bean bags to bash as i drive barefoot into town I park the car and walk down the street and see some grey haired dudecin a cowboy hat and jeans with a white and blue checkered shirt on. I walked up behind him and kicked him square in the scrotum. I could feel his testicles being smashed with the top of my bare foot. He let out a grunt and his knees shook as he took a few steps forward before falling on his hands and knees. As he was on the ground i delivered another kick with the top of my bare tootsie. He took one hand and put it on his aching nuts " YahaaRF!!" I got on the ground and got on top of him pinning him down as i repeatedly drove my knee into his balls flattening them like pancakes on his pelvis, his mouth in the classic O shape and his eyes shut real tight as i rained knee upon knee on his crushed grapes turning them to mush only stopping after he passed out . I got off him , made sure no one saw me as i left the alley into a back parking lot then up back to the street to continue window shopping passing alot of cute little shops making a mental note to visit them tomorrow as i continued my barefoot walk. After a while I return to my camper, watch a MASH marathon, get high and fall asleep.