Waxed

Ladies don’t really care for a 70’s bush on the modern man . We tried shaving first but that had a terrible side effect : jock itch from in grown hairs , in groin hairs that do make you groan . I am taken to a salon and my wife is beautiful but the woman waxing me was sexy too( Christina Hendricks would portray her ). Curvy but fit ginger , 5’10, natural h cup breasts( my wife has a nice rack 32 c cup not bad but these are enormous and beautiful ! My wife has tight bell shaped ass thicker than a snicker , 25 inches /60 centimeters In her hips but this woman’s are 10 times bigger !

I was pent up for three decades I’m close friends with Austin powers he’s taught me some amazing things .

First was the bad part . An hour of hot wax tore from

my ವೃಷಣಗಳು

My अंडकोष

My خصیے

My விரைகளின்

That’s testicles in several languages of India.

I began singing and sounded exactly like Alex Moreschi

https://youtu.be/t6U8VZ6riNk