Warden DIRT

"What about the Warden?" you ask Lisa. You want to know more about her.

Lisa sends you a photo of the Warden in her usual clothes: a tight, black pantsuit. She's seven feet tall, with serious curves and breasts so big that they even look big on such a tall woman. Her hair is extremely long, and black. She wears glasses, and has a beauty mark on her face. She radiates power and confidence.

• She has not worked for the prison for very long. It looks like she does not want to be there... I think doing this job is some kind of punishment for her.

"Punishment for what?"

• ??? I don't know. She's married. This is her wife. Her name is Jeanne.

Lisa send a photo of a beautiful blonde in a white dress. The Warden's wife is gorgeous, but she does not have the same striking presence as the Warden herself.

• They might be religious. They are always tweeting about angels and witches and stuff.

That's odd, but everyone has hobbies...

"But is there dirt?" you ask Lisa.

• I have not found any yet. They buy a LOT of sex toys.

That's nice to know, but it's not dirt... everyone like sex toys.

Lisa sends you a photo of the Warden and her wife sitting beside a pool... the wife has on a one-piece that looks good on her, but the Warden wears a tiny, black, stringy bikini. The sun and oil reflect on her perfect skin. She seems untouchable.