Wanda

Instantly the first of the three cards rattle and shakes before it flips to reveal a 3/4's profile view of a rather interesting sight of a very short woman who seemed to float in the air with what appears to be clear oval, almost bubble like, insect wings made of pure multi colored light.

This woman had a healthy peaches and cream skin tone and appeared to be about 4 foot 2, had pink eyes, and was dress in black yoga pants with a yellow short sleeved t-shirt, wore black sneakers, had pink lipstick on, and wore a set of large golden ball dangle earrings. However what was most catching about this woman were two things, her rather distinctive pink swirly hair style and the golden crown that is seemingly defying gravity as it hovers over her head.

Though that said, what was truly interesting about this woman was her overall "shape" as it were. As this rather short woman had a rather impressive hourglass figure with wide hips and a large bubble shaped ass, that when combined with the woman's full C cup breasts and rather short size gave her a rather "Stacked" appearance of a bottom heavy hourglass.

Though the woman was not all that appeared on the card as on the left side of the card her over all stats were listed off, along with the woman's name as it appeared on the top of the card.

Wanda Venus Fairywinkle-Cosma

P: 6

R: Ultra Rare

C: Standard

By sheer luck, you were able to get your hands on none other than one of the main major characters of the Fairly odd parents series!

If you had been awake your mind would have been flooded with the memories of your childhood of watching Wanda, her husband, and her godson timmy go on all sort of misadventures.

Wanda is the no non-sense wife of one Cosmo, and the fairy god parent of the series central character, Timmy Turner.

She and Cosmo were assigned to help make Timmy's life fun and filled with happiness thanks to the Fairly god parents program created by fairy world, the home of all magical fairies, to assisted and help kids who were truly miserable. Which considering the fact that Timmy was constantly bullied at school, often abandoned by his absentee parents as they fucked off to whatever excuse of the week to get away from Timmy, which ultimately left him alone and in the hands of his sadistic baby sitter Vicky, who often **** Timmy to do hard labor and psychologically tortured the poor boy for years!

Made Timmy fit the bill of being one of the most miserable kids on the planet and thus he was instantly assigned none other than Cosmo and Wanda as his Fairly god parents!

The series often followed the various misadventures and mishaps of this trio and went on for Years! Perhaps too long as the show really started to **** as time went on and it got so bad that by the time the show reached its final season, it was almost unrecognizable to its original first season.

The reason of this decline was due to a great deal of corporate interference and an indecisive corporate board who often never told the creative team that was working on Fairly Odd Parents, whether or not it was going to be renewed for a new season and as a result the series could never do any overarching plots or create any actual character growth for the characters of the show and as a result the quality of the show began to decline quite badly.

That said, besides the disastrous final seasons, the show was a staple in the animation entertainment business and as a result became synonymous with Nickelodeon and stood next to other great giant of animation.

That said this is all getting away from Wanda herself, as Wanda often plays the voice of reason to Cosmo's voice of idiocy, but she often goes ignored and by obligation grants any dumb wishes with her husband Cosmo thus the cycle of the show begins. That said Wanda isn't without her faults as she is often described by many characters as nagging and has a wicked temper.

That said like all other Fairy god parents, Wanda and cosmo were bound by a lengthy set of codes and regulations to prevent children from wishing things that would bring destruction or even rob the free will of others.

Now would be the time in which, if you had been awake, that you would pick the backstory or intial scenario in which Wanda will have as her memories.

However, with you out cold on your bed above your computer, the system eventually times out and instantly it begins to cycle through the many, many, possible scenarios.

As the RSI's shop begins to cycle through all the possible scenarios, the company store page quickly begins to perform a deep search into your background in order to create the most believable background possible that you could possibly work with and as it does this the final two cards start to flip over.

the first card begins to shake and tremble before quickly flipping over to reveal your first accessory of the pack.

the First add-on of the pack is shown on the card as an image of what looks to be a simple purple brick medieval tower with a wooden door, more over the tower in the picture is shown to be in what appears to be... a fish bowel? Making the tower about the size of a small hand held flashlight.

Just below this image is both the add-on's name and a description.

(Wanda and Cosmo's Castle)

(Powers: As seen on the show! This is Wanda and Cosmo's own private castle, now while the castle may look nothing more than a trinket, that hides its true abilities! As the Castle can expand and grow in size, adding several towers to its simple frame and reach the size of a small house! However that is not all it can do, as the Castle bends the very space within it to faithfully recreate Cosmo and Wanda's castle as seen on TV! Thus, making the Castle much, much, larger on the inside. Adding to this, the castle can float into the skies on a bed of clouds and hide itself with its own clouds as cover!)

(Flaws: Though the castle can fly into the air, its not exactly quick and as a result it can only move up to a max speed of about 120 miles per hour. Adding to this the cover is not perfect as people who are clever enough or smart enough can find the castle. Also, while the castle may look like one, it isn't built like one and thus if someone truly wanted to get in, they could if enough **** is used.)

Soon, just as the first add-on card had flipped over, the second add-on card, which was also your final, flipped to reveal your final accessory was... an electric guitar?

The guitar's headstock and body were both in the shape of 5 pointed stars and were pearlescent white in color, while the bridge, pickups, and pickguard (which trailed onto one of the "arms" of the star) were all golden, while the pure white neck of the guitar, which stemmed of one of the points of the star, had its grey finger board inlayed with ribbons of gold and pearl. there were 4 knobs to the guitar and finally a set of two light blue stripes that went diagonally across the body of the guitar.

Just as the first add on, there was a name and a description that fell just below the image on the card.

(The White Wand of Fire)

(Powers: A great and powerful weapon of legend, that was once protected by the ancient Fairy warriors known as the Rock and roll band Kiss to the mortal world, The White Wand of Fire was used to fight back the ancient and mysterious destructive **** known as the darkness by banishing it with power derived from the very heart of man! The White wand is a powerful weapon in the right hands as it can blast away creatures of darkness with beams of light, which are forged from the very heart and soul of the user! Though this is not all the White wand can do as it can unleash a varitiy of spells and sonic blasts to push back the enemy's of Rock and Roll!)

(Flaws: One must be able to shred and shred well to use all of The White Wands great powers, meaning the user must be a skilled guitarist. Adding to this, the only other weakness of the wand is that it is only limited by the imagination and the heart and soul of its user.)

With your final card laid out, all that remains is for the store page to finally come to conclusive choice upon which scenario in which Wanda will be programed with and after going through the many, many, possibilities and searching through your own personal history the system finally comes to a decision.

If you had been awake to see which background the automated system had selected for you, you would have seen these words flash across your screen.

[The New Timmy]

After these words that flashed across your screen, the site instantly closed itself and your computer went dark and as it did, the front door to your dorm began to glow slightly with a purple light as did the windows of your apartment.

An as all this transpired you laid asleep in your bed, unaware to the changes happening around you and so deep was your slumber, you failed to notice the door to your room cracking open as a pair of pink irises peaked into your room, eyes filled with worry before disappearing in a poof of pink smoke.

You were to busy counting sheep in your dreams to care about any of this as it happened...