Walk to a coffee shop.

Walking after Mark Chris is shocked to see just how open Mark is with his naked body. What shocks him more though is the amount of people smacking his butt and the fact that he doesn't seem to get mad.

Chris: "If you don't mind me asking why do you let so many people touch your butt?"

Mark: "Since I'm a nudist I expect it from people besides if you were a nudist I'd smack your butt like a bongo all day long." Mark says with a wink on his red face. (Not as red as his butt) Not long after the two arrive at the campus cafe surrounded by a large cluster of shops they sit down and order a two coffees.

Mark: "Despite my enjoyment of being naked in public it can get cold so I like stopping here and ordering coffee." He says getting up to grab the two coffees, as he's coming back to our table he trips spilling all if the coffee on my lap.

Mark: "Oh my god Chris I'm so sorry let's get those off before they burn you." As he says this he grabs my pants and white briefs and slips them off me leaving me bottomless in a very public cafe.

Mark: "Let me go wash these in the bathroom sink real quick." He says and runs off leaving my micropenis out on display for all of the patrons at this busy cafe. Due to the long walk and the coffee spilt onto my lap my penis shrank to a measly half an inch, a fact noticed by the giggling crowd. Covering my shame I wait at the uncomfortably open table for Mark to come back.