Really well

Mark: Wow it's almost as tiny as mine, always nice to know of another guy with a micropenis.

Chris: "H-hehe yeah so I'm... why are you a nudist?"

Mark: "I like the feeling of freedom and the breeze on my buns. Of course yours are a fair bit more padded then mine so maybe you'll feel less breeze than me."

Chris: "Ah my butt isn't that big so I doubt it'll do much to protect from the breeze." As Chris says this Mike comes up and takes a big squeeze of Chris's butt.

Mark: "Don't sell your self short you've got a big ol butt on ya I'd guess in terms of length it's bigger than your penis."

Chris: "Wow your bold."

Mark: "Hmm? Oh sorry if I'm getting a bit to handsy I promise I don't mean anything by it."

Chris: "No not just that the whole nudist lifestyle I know I don't have the balls to that, both figuratively and literally."

Mark: "Do you wanna "shadow" me and see how I do it."

Chris: "Oh yeah sure if your okay with it."

Mark: "Yeah of course follow me." As Mark says this he opens up the apartment door right in front of us and heads on out leaving it open and leaving me pants down in front of it. As this happens a few moving ladies pass the door and glance in on me before stopping and breaking out in laughter. After I break out of my temporary shock I pull up my pants and sprint after Mark.