Walk over to the hotel bar

You think that the best move is to walk over to the hotel's bar and try not to spend too much time about your situation. Thankfully, since you own the hotel all the drinks for you are free, which saved your wallet a lot over the years.

"Heyyy John, how are you doing?" remarked the bartender, looking much happier when you came in.

"I'll just have a martini please. Nothing else." you reply.

"Wow, so there's some trouble going on with you John?"

"Just some angry customer. Don't worry about your job," you joke, and you two share a laugh and a toast to work.

But suddenly a lady with a low-cut purple-and-black dress strolls up and sits down right next to you at the bar.

"I'll have whatever he's having, if you will, bartender.", the lady asks in a sharp tone as the bartender quickly gets her a martini.

"And," turning her head to you, "are the owner of this hotel I assume."

"R-r-r-right." you humbly acknowledge.

"Well then, I'm Stephanie McMahon. Nice to meet you." she states with authority.

Seeing Stephanie in person makes a man notice a lot of things. Well, first, her absolutely glorious tits, usually well hidden to the outrage of male fans. Then, her famous ass, talked about on message boards for at least a decade. Finally, her shrieking voice, which... some guys find sexy?

To John, he could only focus on the first of them right now, especially because Steph had a **** show of cleavage going on. But John could still focus on his actions, and shook her outstreched hand.

"Nice to meet you too, ma'am. My name is John Doe, and I'm sorry about not any trouble that this hotel may have caused." you explain.

"No need, I should be apologizing." She says

"How so?"

"Well," she leans in close and starts to whisper, "Don't tell this to anyone, but I'm kinda going through a messy divorce with my husband Triple H. That's why I lashed out at your crew there."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Anything I can do to help?"

"Well, I kinda need to stay somewhere nice, so can you help hook me up with a good room here? I'll pay you back," she sputters.

"Yeah sure, I'll be honored." you smartly reply.