Wait it out for a day or two before contacting Mandy

As Kurt had already suggested it is probably best to wait it out for a day or two before contacting Mandy about a truce.

As you get dressed and clean up the mess in the dorm lounge, Kurt asks if you want company over the rest of the weekend in case Mandy retaliates but you tell him you’ll be fine.

“Anyway” you explain “I’ll probably be spending the whole weekend indoors”. You put on a confident grin even if you don’t entirely feel it

“Yup, as a great woman once said I'm going to sit alone in my house, watching wedding fails on YouTube, drinking margaritas through a Twizzler straw until I pass out on top of my vibrator”

You give Kurt a deep final kiss and stroke his crotch, but before he gets fully erect push him away and tell him you’ll be in touch.

In fact, there is only vodka and orange juice in the fridge but nonetheless you follow through with your plan of alcohol, mindless internet videos and mechanically assisted self-love for the rest of Saturday.