Wait, you have the fake cum from earlier!

"Oh!" you exclaim, realizing your mistake. "We do have lube. It's in little film canisters in a bag on the passenger side of the car!"

The officer pulls on your arm over to that side of the vehicle. "Show me," he says gruffly. You follow him as he opens the door and pulls out the brown paper bag.

"Woah we're into some kinky shit, huh?" the officer grins sleazily. He pulls out the dildo. "Is this one of them squirting dildos?"

"Y-yeah," you say quietly, ashamed that your flagrant sexual escapades from the past few hours are being put on display.

He points the fake dick at you and squeezes the bulb a few times. You flinch, but nothing happens. "Dang, it's not loaded," he chortles to himself.

The officer throws the dildo on the floor of the car and reaches back into the bag. Out of it, he produces three little black film canisters. "These the ones you were talking about?" he asks, popping one of them open and looking inside. "Why's the lube look white?"

"It's for the..." you say quietly, "for the dildo, so it looks like real cum."

You see a lightbulb click inside his head. "Oh, yeah, I gotcha. You really are a kinky little thing, aren't you?"