Vivi and Didi's Slutmas Eve

BANG!

Vivi jumped back as her latest experiment went up in smoke. "Shit, what a waste!" She'd been trying to make a potion using tears of a virgin and she'd spent days bullying some kid online trying to earn enough. "Oh well, it was kind of fun trolling him." She snapped her fingers and the mess disappeared. She left her workshop and went to see what Didi was up to. She opened the door and...

"What the fuck did you do?" Vivi shouted, seeing the mess the store had become.

"Huh?" Didi said, sounding oblivious, "I decorated, obviously."

"Decorated how? By getting a unicorn to vomit everywhere?"

"Uni....uh...what? Vivi, did you hurt your head? I heard a loud bang earlier."

"Nevermind that. Why did you decorate the store? We don't celebrate Christmas." There normally beautiful store had been transformed into a gaudy nightmare. Their front door was adorned with a giant, overly ornate wreath, the size of a small door itself, completely overstuffed with tinsel, oversized red bows, and what can only be described as a series of mismatched, blinking fairy lights that flicker erratically. More lights surround the window, line the shelves, and dangle from the ceiling. These various strings of light don't match in size, shape, or function. Vivi finds it rather difficult to look anywhere, her normally dim store lit up like...a Christmas tree.

There's one of those too. Seven in fact. The shortest one is on the counter beside the cash register, barely 2 feet tall. The largest one warps the fabric of reality as it rising up to meet the ceiling, and the ceiling bends away so as to never meet it. Despite the store only boasting 12 foot ceilings, the 72 foot tree somehow manages to fit. Of course these trees aren't just bare. They have even more lights, garland, tinsel and ornaments. As Vivi looks closely at the nearest tree, all the ornaments appear to be nude elves fingering themselves. Well, at least Didi had some taste.

Vivi suddenly sniffed, "What's that smell?"

"Oh do you like it? I made cookie."

"Cookie? Don't you mean cookies?"

Didi shook her head and walked over to the counter and retrieved a single cookie to serve to Vivi. "It's a peppermint mocha sugar cookie. My cookbook was a little damaged, but I did my best to fill in the blanks. Go ahead, I made it for you."

The cookie was about 18 inches in diameter, and several inches thick. The middle was threatening to collapse, and appeared to be totally raw. The edges were crispy, burnt black. She could see pieces of candy candy jutting from the surface of the cookie, razor sharp. The top of the cookie had been decorated with royal icing, but Vivi couldn't tell exactly what Didi had been attempting to draw.

Vivi shook her head, "I actually just ate. Sorry."

Didi shrugged, then somehow, impossibly, shoved the whole thing in her mouth and swallowed it. She burped, "Wow, that was...something!"

"Speaking of something...what the fuck are you wearing?"

Didi grinned, "Oh this?"

"I'm just getting in the holiday spirit! The spirit of Slutmas!" Didi continued.

"Pretty sure it's Christmas..."

"Well sure, for those humans that chose to celebrate that holiday. But I'm celebrating Slutmas! So are you, I got you a uniform too."

Vivi held up her hand, "Oh no..." But it was too late. Didi shot her with a toy gun and she felt herself changing, "What did you..."

She looked at herself. She was wearing a slutty elf costume, "Ha ha, very funny. Now excuse me while I go change."

"You can't." Didi giggled.

"Why, because it's not in the spirit of Slutmas?"

"No, because that outfit is magic and can't be removed until Slutmas Day! Besides, I need a helper to answer all my letters to Slutty Claus."

"Slutty..." Vivi groaned, "What are you talking about? Kids write letters to Santa. There is no Slutty Claus."

Didi pointed at herself, "Yes there is, that's me! And kids don't write to Slutty Claus, only adults!" Didi snapped her fingers and a huge bag appeared, she reached into it and pulled out a letter, "Dear Slutty Clause," She read, "Please give me bigger tits than that whore Marisa. Sincerely, Blake."

"What...ok...why are people writing you letters, and while you're at it, what's with the sex doll you have set up beside you?"

"Oh, well they are writing me letters because I spent all of our 2025 budget on marketing for the Slutty Clause campaign. I took out adds, hired influencers, I even bought a cameo to get Tom Allen to advertise it. He's the real Santa you know."

"I think you mean Tim Allen but go on..."

"Whatever. It worked. I got 12,457 letters! I promised to enter them in a draw for a $20 million dollar prize, but it was worth it."

"Hold on, you did what?" Vivi demanded to know.

Didi ignored her, "Oh and the sex doll is my ride. I'm going to go house to house answering these letters, giving gifts to all the men and women who wrote to me."

"You're ride...I don't get it." Vivi said.

"You know, like in the song, one whore's open leg's," She said in a sing-song voice, "I thought about enchanting a real whore, but thought it was better for my conscious to use a doll."

It took Vivi a moment to realize what she meant, "You mean from Jingle Bells? That's not about Santa, and it's one horse open sleigh you fucking idiot."

Didi seemed unperturbed, "Is it? Well this is more suitable anyway. We'll each sit on one of her legs and we control her by putting a finger in..."

"Ya ya. I got it. Fine, whatever. Let's just do this." Vivi said, resigned to go along with Didi's hair brained idea.

Didi snapped her fingers and the bag of letters disappeared. Then the sex doll started floating in midair and Didi climbed onto one of her legs. Vivi rolled her eyes but got on the other one. Then Didi started finger fucking it and they rose up, through the ceiling, and were suddenly flying over the city. Thankfully magic kept them warm and prevented the wind from affecting them as they quickly reached Mach 11. Just as quickly they came to a standstill hovering above a snow covered roof of a single family home.

Didi guided the sex doll down and both of them got off to stand on the roof, 'What now?" Vivi asked.

"Well...there was supposed to be a chimney..." Didi sighed, "Damn natural gas furnaces...should we just break a window?"

Vivi sighed and shook her head, "Is that really necessary?"

"Oh. No. I forgot I had this!" She pulled out a gun from her cleavage, clearly too large to have really been stored there. The aimed it at the roof underneath them and fired.

"AHH!" Vivi screamed as she fell. Didi's gun had opened up a hole big enough to swallow them both. They hit the ground with a thud.

"Oppsie!" Didi said, jumping to her feet. "We'll fix that for next time. Now this is the home of Blake, who wanted bigger boobies. Let's go find her."

Somehow their arrival had no woken the occupants of the house, which turned out to be a young woman and two men, all sleeping in separate rooms. They tiptoed into the room of the young woman and Didi ripped off the sheets.

"Oh you poor thing..." Vivi said, genuinely sympathetic. The poor woman sleeping there was completely flat, "We must help her Didi."

"That's why we're here! Now then she wanted bigger tits than Marisa. Uh...how big is Marisa?"

"Are you asking me?" Vivi said, "How should I know?"

"Hmm...there seems to be a fatal flaw in this plan. Oh, I know. What if we just give her the biggest tits in the world? Then she'll definitely be bigger."

Vivi shook her head, "That's true, but if you want to help this girl, not put her into the Guinness book of records right? I'm thinking...D for delightful..." Vivi snapped her fingers and made her breast enlargement gun appear in her hands. She shot the girl and watched as her chest swelled.

Didi snorted, "D? Seriously?" She snapped her fingers, summoning her own gun, "I'm thinking F is for Funbags!" She shot her and her breasts got even larger.

Vivi didn't want to let Didi get the last shot in, "You're right. I was too conservative. G is for Giant!" She fired her gun.

"H is for humungous!"

"I is for Incredible!"

"J is for Juicy!"

"K is for uh...kangaroo?" Vivi was at a loss, but fired anyway. The woman, somehow still asleep, now sported gigantic natural breasts.

"Hmm, that's probably good. Very few natural K cups out there." Didi said, rubbing her chin.

"Yes, and just think of how expensive it will be for her to buy new bras. We don't need to make it worse for her." Vivi agreed.

"Oh, I know!" She snapped her fingers to summon a second gun and fired, "There! All settled.

"What did you do?" Vivi asked.

"Now she doesn't need a bra. She won't have any back pain or need support. Of course a little trade off...she can't wear bras anymore. But worthwhile, I think."

"Good idea. Now should we get out of here before she wakes up?" Vivi suggested.

"Oh no need to worry about that, I enchanted the sex doll to put anyone to sleep except us while she's on the roof. Now to just leave a note from Slutty Claus, it'll help her convince others she's always been this busty. There. Let's hit the next house!"

They walked to the hallway where the hole in the ceiling was, "Uh...how do we..." Vivi started to ask.

"Nevermind that," Didi said, "Let's just skip over this part and continue the story at the next house?"

"What?" Vivi asked. Then she blinked and they were standing on another roof. This one was not snow covered. It was still chilly, but not nearly as cold as their first destination, "Where are we?"

"Tokyo. Ignore the time difference, I'm going to. Anyway, shall we go?"

This time they used their magic to enter the bedroom of the sleeping couple without falling down a giant hole in the roof. Didi grinned, "This is Iwanami Reiko and some dude, what, he didn't write me. She is really turned on by the idea of polyamory, but thinks he boyfriend would leave her if she brought it up because he comes from a very conservative background."

"Not that conservative," Vivi remarked, "He's sleeping in the bed without her, unmarried, isn't he?"

Didi shrugged, "Aren't all men hypocrites? Anyway, I have just the thing. It's a normalcy ring. When you wear it, everything you do seems normal to others. So if she asks her boyfriend to bring a third in, he'll go along with it because that's a normal thing for them to do."

"That sounds kind of powerful...are we setting her up for world domination?" Vivi asked.

"Not at all. She doesn't want world domination, she just wants to get fucked by lots of people all at once." Didi said cheerfully.

Vivi wasn't convinced, "So we're relying on her innate horniess to prevent catastrophe?"

"Hmm...good point. We could probably reduce it's effectiveness..."

Vivi sighed, "Give it to me." She worked her magic on it, "There. Now it only normalizes sexual relationships. She could still do a lot of damage, but whatever, I don't care to try any harder."

"Great! Oh, and one more thing." Didi whipped out a gun and shot the guy sleeping beside Reiko, "There. He was a bit small, so I gave him an upgrade."

"Oh, good call. I'm sure Reiko will appreciate the bigger dick."

"Dick?" Didi asked curiously, "No. He was only 5 foot 7 so I made him grow an inch. Couldn't you tell?"

Vivi sighed. "Right...of course. Can we go now?"

"Yes, we have 12,455 houses to go!"

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And so they continued flying around the world on their sex doll. Their journey took them into the homes of perverts everywhere.

Sarah Johnson in London wanted to be a better dancer. Thanks to Didi's latest stripper heels she'll be the talk of the town in no time.

Tommy Nguyen in Hanoi wanted a big cock. Didi didn't know what for, but thanks to some growth serum he owns the largest rooster in the world, cock-a-doodle-doo.

Maria Garcia in Madrid wanted her boyfriend to eat her out more often. Vivi took care of this one, leaving her with a bottle of pills that would make her pussy irresistible to men. Vivi was pretty sure she left the warning label with her...pretty sure.

Emma Williams in Sydney wanted a new job that she'd actually enjoy doing. Vivi hooked her up...as a hooker. One libido increasing pill, one 5 year birth control pill and tube of cocksucker red lipstick should be enough to set her on the right path.

Ahmed Al-Farsi in Dubai wanted to be part of a Harem of beautiful girls. Didi was pretty sure he meant he wanted to join them, so they quickly fashioned him a new body. Young, busty, and totally submissive towards men, just the way Ahmed liked it.

Olivia Brown in New York wanted bigger boobs. L is for Large!

Ava Martinez in LA wanted bigger boobs. M is for Massive!

Sophia Russo in Milan wanted bigger boobs. N is for NomNomNom! Ok, Didi got a little silly with that one.

Nathan Wright in Cape Town wanted a bigger Dick. They were a little confused by the capitalization in his letter until they realized his roommate was named Richard. Didi didn't know why he wanted a bigger roommate, but at 7 foot 6 Richard now had a body built for the NBA.

Lucas Santos in São Paulo wanted a big anaconda. Vivi didn't really do animals, but Didi was happy to swing by the Amazon and pick him up an 8 meter long snake. They didn't really know what he wanted to do with it, but they wrapped it up and put in a box, asleep, for him to find in the morning.

Luca Rossi in Rome very specifically asked for a penis that was 6 inches long flaccid, 8 inches long erect, with appropriate girth to impress any woman who saw it. Unfortunately for Luca, he didn't specify he wanted the penis to be attached to his own body and so Didi gave him an ultra realistic dildo.

Machida Iwao in Kyoto wanted to be able to peek on the women's bath. He specifically mentioned his love of big boobs in his letter. It was easy enough for a quick gender swap, that way he could peek all he wanted whenever he wanted, but then Didi insisted on trying out her boob gun again. O is for OH MY GOD THOSE ARE HUGE!

Leila Ahmed in Cairo wanted to be straight, since she was terrified of her impending arranged marriage to a man. Didi was ready with a sexuality swapper but Vivi had a better idea. She left Leila a single use bodyswapper and instructions on how to use it.

Lin Wang in Beijing wrote that he was a trans male living in the closet due to his societies repressive nature. He wanted to be able to live openly as a man. Changing the opinions of a billion people was too difficult even for Vivi and Didi, but a simple gender swap was easy. Of course Didi had also been dying to test out her new penis enlargement gun, she'd expected a lot of requests for that and had been shocked to not receive any. Lin got himself a hefty upgrade to his new equipment, and as a bonus they decided to hack government servers to establish that he'd always been a man.

Ryan Davies in Cardiff wanted to stop masturbating, as he believed it was why he couldn't get a girlfriend. That was easy enough to solve and they locked a magical chastity device on him. Didi thought they should make it so any woman could unlock it, but Vivi feared he'd just pay some stranger to do it. They finally decided to set it that only his future wife could unlock it, after all pre-marital sex was a sin.

Amelia Thompson in Edinburgh wanted smaller breasts. Didi was so insulted she shot her twice out of anger. P is for Plentiful! Q is for...umm...Quite a lot?

Oliver Smith in Melbourne had a wanted to be **** to obey any woman. Vivi thought that was probably too **** of a wish to grant, but Didi had already shot him with something before Vivi could protest. Oh well, good luck with that Oliver.

Sophia Harrison in Vancouver wanted better gaydar. She was sick and tired of hitting on women only to find out they were straight and getting rejected. Vivi hooked her up with a permanent clit ring that would vibrate faster the closer she got to another lesbian. Happy hunting!

Maya Patel in Mumbai wanted to have an orgasm. She was 74 and her husband had never managed to please her. Well he was lying right beside her in bed, so it was easy enough to give him an addiction to pussy juice, but Vivi thought that wasn't enough. 56 years of marriage and he'd never once managed to make her cum? Vivi used her special penis removal tool on the husband, then turned the detached penis into the perfect sex toy. He'd never cum again, and the sex toy was enchanted to make sure she used it without any interference from him.

Julian Reyes in Buenos Aires wanted his boyfriend to propose. Didi decided to place an engagement ring in the bed with them and hoped it would do the trick. Vivi pointed out that most couples don't use RingPops to propose, but she didn't listen.

Lily Carter in Dublin wanted a body she was proud to show off. Didi remade her in her own image and gave her an exhibitionist kink.

Tara O’Reilly, also in Dublin, wanted bigger breasts. R is for Ridiculous!

Samira Khan in Lahore wanted **** on her cousin who stole her boyfriend. They didn't know who her cousin was, so Didi decided to give her a bit of succubus potion. Unfortunately Didi is a Klutz and spilt the whole bottle. Oh well, she probably won't do THAT much damage...right...

Ella Robinson in Manchester wanted bigger boobs. Unfortunately both of the breast expansion guns were on the fritz. Instead Vivi tested out her new boob growth cream. Once applied it should last forever, causing Ella's boobs to grow whenever they were exposed to sunlight.

Emily Jackson in Paris...Tennessee...wanted her boyfriend to stop bothering her with requests for anal sex. Vivi shoved a magical butt plug up her bum which would take care of that problem. Emily would find herself with a rather **** anal fetish. Her boyfriend's requests would not bother her at all any more.

Tyler Smith in Cape Town wanted his penis, the one attached to his body, to be as large as Mike Adriano the pornstar. Didi didn't know why he wanted Mike to suffer, but they flew to Mike's house and shrunk him down to Tyler's size.

Finally they arrived at Lucas Smith's house in Dallas. They entered his bedroom and Didi pulled out his letter, "Dear Slutty Claus, you have to help me. I'm being bullied online by a monster. She is merciless and follows me from platform to platform, never letting me have any pieces. I've been crying myself to sleep night after night because of her. She makes fun of me for all kinds of things, but mostly because I am a 40 year old virgin. Please help me, I want **** and to end this stigma against me. I wanted to fuck her until she begs for mercy. Please help me get **** against Vivi69_Delightful!"

Vivi stared at Didi, "Umm...wait...don't do anything hasty."

Didi grinned, "But I already did, dear co-owner."

"Huh, what do you mean?"

"That's no ordinary costume..." Didi snapped her fingers.

Suddenly Vivi felt heat bloom throughout her body. She started to pant. She NEEDED to be fucked. She needed it like she needed oxygen. She saw the sleeping Lucas and something clicked. She didn't need any cock. She needed HIS cock. She felt her pussy start dripping. She was impossibly wet. She'd sworn this outfit originally had panties but now she was totally bare. She jumped on his bed and shook him, but it was no use, Didi's magic kept him asleep.

"I'll leave you to it then..." Didi said with a giggle, "Merry Slutmas Vivi!"

As Didi took off between her one whore's open legs, the spell was broken and Lucas woke up. "Huh, what? Oh my God what's going on?"

Vivi started ripped at his clothes, "I'm Vivi, Vivi69_Delightful. Slutty Claus sent me. Now are you going to just lie there or are you going to man up and fuck me?"

"I...uh..." Lucas stammered.

Vivi ignored him and ripped his pants off. His cock sprang free and she latched onto it with her hands, "Well?"

Suddenly Lucas seemed to rouse himself fully. He grinned, "Really? If you want it, beg for it."

"What? No. Just fuck me."

He shook his head, "Beg for it."

Vivi was ****. Didi's magic had been working on her for hours now, she found she couldn't call upon her own magic to free herself from this predicament. She bit her lip trying to resist. It was no use, "Fuck me. Please. Please fuck me Lucas. I need you!"

Didi must have done something to Lucas too, because he certainly didn't live up to her expectations for a virgin. His first orgasm took twenty minutes of hard fucking. His second even longer. He kept going too, seemingly with endless stamina. He tested out every position he'd ever dreamed of, and thanks to Vivi many he'd never imagined possible. He didn't stop when the sun came up. He didn't stop when it went down that night either. Even Vivi's magical body had it's limits, and by the morning of the 26th she had reached them. She started begging him, "Please stop! Mercy!"

And just like that it was over. He pulled out and the two of them collapsed in a sweaty heap. It was several hours before Vivi recovered enough to move. Lucas was snoring beside her and she slowly extracted herself. Her elf uniform had been obliterated by their frantic fucking. Her body was a mess of cum and sweat and everything ached. She made her way to his bathroom and took a very, very long shower. She had just stepped out when Lucas suddenly entered the bathroom. She looked at him in a new light. More than a day of constant fucking had changed him. The magic had used the fat on his body to fuel itself. He was no longer a chubby, timid loser. He was lean, confident, and sporting a huge erection.

Vivi hesitated, then sighed, "Well...do you want to try shower sex?"

And thus ended Vivi and Didi's very first Slutmas. With many happy men and women all over the world...and rather quite a few very unhappy ones. Still Vivi and Didi had never let the opinions of customers change them, and they weren't about to start now. Slutmas would live again next year, after all Vivi had to get her **** on Didi, and she had a full year to plan it. She wasn't about to let that opportunity go to waste.

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Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays to all my readers. I probably won't post many chapters for the next couple weeks as I enjoy some vacation. I'll be back in the new year to continue all of my ongoing branches.