Visual demonstration?

"So, what to do about our meager assets?" Lauren asked the stunned board members. "Well, my plan is simple. We reveal them!"

Lauren smiled, thinking she had shocked them with a stunning plan. Really they were shocked by TnA (or lack thereof)! Unwittingly, looking totally unprofessional and completely exposed, she went on.

"Now, you might be thinking 'why reveal what small, pitiful assets we have? All the other company's have these big, healthy assets! We'd look pitiful, right?" Lauren asked theatrically. Everyone was too stunned to speak. They could see 95 percent of her naked body, and were now well aware of every flaw in her figure!

"Well, it turns out, we have a secret weapon!" She turned gesturing at another slide. "We have a large allocation of long term assets. A base if you will." She gestured at a large triangle shaped diagram.

"We're bottom heavy. This makes up for our top yielding assets. We'll be able to attract other companies with our big base!" Lauren said, wriggling excitedly. She'd nailed her presentation! Everyone was speechless!

Little did she realize, they were speechless because she'd done the whole thing in the most revealing bikini any of them had ever seen!

"Uh... so was this a demonstration?" One executive asked in confusion.

"What do you mean?" Lauren asked curious.

"Well, I assume you were showing us your little assets and big rear base to prove your point or something?"

"My... little... assets...?" Lauren asked, feeling a growing sensation of dread at what he was talking about...