Visit the Hokage Tree

Naruto decided that a little time under the First Hokage's Tree would be a perfect way to relax and clear his mind, so he wandered toward it. As soon as he got close enough, he noticed that someone else was already there, someone he had hoped NOT to see any time soon, since he'd just left him not too long ago. But before he could re-think his decision to go to the tree, Jiraiya saw him and hailed him, "HEY NARUTO!" the Toad Sage called.

"DAMMIT!" Naruto thought as he waved back reluctantly. "Hey Pervy Sage," he said.

"Well, well, well Naruto. What brings you to the Park on a fine day like this?"

"Uh, well, DUH, Pervy Sage. It's a nice day. People go to the Park on nice days."

"Why yes, I suppose they do."

"Why the hell are you here?"

"Doing research for my latest book of course!" Jiraiya walked up to the massive tree trunk and motioned Naruto over. "Look over there," he said as he pointed to another tree a ways away. Two people were grappling in a lovers embrace. Naruto looked at his former teacher who had suddenly produced a pair of binoculars and was drooling slightly, mumbling, "Up her shirt! That's it, right up her shirt! Yes!" he giggled.

Naruto punched Jiraiya in the kidney. "OW! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?"

"You are a giant perv and you shouldn't be peeping on people's private lives!"

"I AM DOING RESEARCH!" the Toad Sage yelled.

"Come on! You write PORN!" Naruto yelled back.

"It is not PORN! It is "ART!""

"You wouldn't know ART if it bit you in the ASS old man! But then, you'd probably like that you gigantic PERV!"

"SHUT UP NARUTO! They'll hear us!" Naruto looked around the tree and saw a rather angry young man with rather large biceps storming toward them.

"They already heard us Pervy Sage. Look!" Jiraiya looked and saw the man coming toward them, rolling up his sleeves.

"RUN!" The two shinobi ran like their lives depended on it. Both left the park and ran in separate directions. While Naruto was running in fear of his life, he decided there were two options he had: He could run home or he could run into a shop and elude the angry man.