Unira

The two bided their time as the match went on. The princesses' opposition, knowing they were outmatched, played defensively, flinging electric bolts and Pikmin over the tower. The two princesses retailed with turnips., blowing up the bolts mid-flight and knocking the Pikmin off-course. It was an exercise in precision. It was also a complete bore to watch.

"Bowser, it's been two minutes and they haven't even dealt damage," Wario whined. "When do we get to sabotaging?"

"Patience, Wario. We need them to get into a familiar rhythm. That way, they won't react in time when something else flies their way." The chubby brigand sighed and glared enviously at Bowser's item stash as they waited.

Meanwhile, Princess Peach blew up another electric bolt with a turnip as she batted a Pikmin out of the air with her parasol. She wiped the sweat from her brow and turned to her companion.

"Daisy, we have to get past their projectiles! This strategy may stop us from getting hurt, but that's not the same as winning! Besides, we only have so much time before the Banzai Bill shows up."

"I'm not rushing into another trap. We just play this careful. Someone has to mess up eventually." Daisy landed and pulled another turnip out of the ground, but when she tried to jump up to throw it, she fell on her ass. To her horror, an unira was embedded in the castle roof, pinning her dress to the ground.

"Waah, my dress! Peach, I thought you said this match had no items!" Peach turned from the projectile war, bemused.

"It doesn't! How did that even get here? Did someone smuggle it in?" Before Peach could continue her questions, a Red Pikmin flew into the back of her head. She grabbed it by the stem, flung it to the ground and kicked it off the stage. "Ugh, we don't have time for this! Just knock it off before we get overwhelmed!"

Daisy tried to beat off the urchin, to no avail. No amount of slapping or kicking or parasol/golf club/frying pan **** would dislodge the thing. Finally, with a sigh, she grabbed her dress and pulled until it came loose. Half her dress came off, leaving her with a ragged knee-length hemline.

"See? Just a little damage. Now get back in the fight before-" Princess Peach fell silent, her face going pale, as six_ _uniras sailed over from the enemy side. Her body responded before her mind did, falling flat against the ground as the spiky urchins flew where she was standing.

"Woah, that was insane. Those urchins almost-"

"They didn't almost. They did." Peach turned around to see Daisy pinned to the ground, all six uniras embedded in her dress. "That's it. I'm staying. I don't care if we lose. I am not ruining another dress."