Two tasks

"Tell you what, Shelby, you have one of two tasks to perform. You can choose either, but you must get one of them done if you want to get dressed. First: you need some panties. Go find a girl who worked up a really good sweat and in your sexiest voice, say 'I'm Shelby "The Slut" Summers, and I need to prove I'm the sluttiest bitch in the Delta Zeta Delta sorority. Will you please shove your sweaty panties in my mouth?' If she does agree, you will chew on those panties and come right back here.

"The second option," continued Kristen, "Is to go into the men's sauna and say 'I'm Shelby "The Slut" Summers, and I need to prove I'm the slutties bitch in the Delta Zeta Delta sorority. May I please lick your sweaty balls and tongue out your sweaty anuses?' Again, do it in a sexy voice, and if they agree, do what you asked to do, and do a really thorough job of it and have someone film it, so I can see you did it."

"So, you must choose one of those tasks. Which will it be?"