Try a takedown. Maybe it’ll be harder for her to bring her strength to bear on the ground.

You duck under a punch from the Cowgirl and bend over to seize one of her legs behind the knee, intending to yank it out from under her. But to your horror, the sharp jerk you apply fails to move the limb an inch, as her powerful thigh keeps her foot rooted to the ground.

“C’mon, is that the best you can do?” the Cowgirl mocks as her arm wraps around your neck. “I’d be kinda disappointed if this didn’t mean a little less back-and-forth before you start eatin’ me out.”

Her arm tightens in place, trapping you in a front facelock. You barely have time to worry about what’s coming next before one of her legs pops up, bending back at the knee to bring her foot rushing up into your face with a fleshy smack. She repeats the motion a few times, kicking your face sharply and dazing you with the blows until she’s satisfied that you won’t fight back, then lifts her foot up one last time and presses the soft sole against your lips.

The audience laughs and cheers as Dinah dominates you with her foot, but she only keeps it up for a couple of seconds before stepping back down to stand normally again—maybe her balance isn’t good enough to keep it up for the full 20-count.

But she doesn’t give you much of a reason to be happy about that, either. She raises a fist and shouts in triumph before falling backwards, sending your face slamming into the mat in a perfect DDT that leaves stars dancing in your eyes.

“Oof, that doesn’t look like it tickled,” the announcer comments. “The Cowgirl’s got her opponent right where she wants him...”