True Love's Risk

You felt a female hand cover your mouth. Bit small, but strong. You know this hand somehow... "Don't freak out. It's me." Shayera managed to sneak under the falls, fully clothed and annoyed. "Just keep quiet. When you or the princess didn't come back last night, I came to get you back. I thought you were in danger," she growled softly.

"I'm sorry, Shayera," you said somberly. "Things got crazy last night. We'll discuss it later. But I don't want you getting caught." She kissed your cheek and squeezed your butt cheek, making your backside twitch some.

"Never gonna happen," she purred. "And you and I are gonna shower together one of these days." She then took off and left you to finish cleaning yourself up. You leave the natural shower and had your body glistening from the warm water as you redress. The guards saw that you had finished and escorted you back to the dining hall, and on your way, you actually got some kind of 'thank you': "We appreciate you helping Queen Hippolyta and Princess Diana."

"You're welcome," you reply softly, as awkward as the situation was. "So, tell me all about yourselves." And they both looked at you almost intently...

Diana and Hippolyta were waiting for you to join them for breakfast, but half an hour later, the queen sent her daughter to investigate your whereabouts. Diana was actually surprised to see that your escorts were telling you about their lives on the island.

"Wow... I don't envy you," you tell them. "You really made your lives mean something here. You are warriors." Your smile of admiration faded when Wonder Woman came to collect you. When asked what took you so long, you explained that you simply wanted to make conversation with 'these fine ladies,' you called them. They chuckled.

"Forgive us, princess," guard one, a redhead said. "We didn't realize how charming he was, or how you and he both put your lives on the line for your homes."

Guard two, a brunette said to you, "It was... nice talking to you. And we hope you'll come back to Themyscira."

"What?!" Diana couldn't believe what she was hearing! And you just cringed at her outburst. "Sisters, have you lost your senses?"

"Diana, calm down! Everything's all right, really." And her expression did soften significantly, but she remained confused. Nevertheless, she takes you to breakfast, finally!