Trouble outside first

"So...It's probably really bad if you can get out of here now? Like if I gave you the key to the house, and the people outside broke the barriers that prevent anything from passing."

"I...don't think so. But I guess other people might."

As if on cue, a deep rumbling shook the sky overhead. The woman sidled up next to the window and leaned over to peak out, trying to stay out of sight as much as possible.

Her pursuers were panicking. "Shit! Why won't this stupid house break! Even the hacked weapons can't touch it!"

"Byson! The sky!"

"Oh, shit. Father of all bearded demons, it's Anari! Scatter!"

In near unison, the men present began to disappear. One seemed to drop into the ground; one became a fine mist and evaporated. One simply blinked out of existence (presumably to reappear somewhere else). One unfortunate individual, though, began using a teleport spell. He was halfway through casting when a beam of light descended from the sky and struck him, canceling his cast and leaving him with a sliver of life left.

The goddess herself, Anari, flew to the ground on wings of light. She landed in front of the barely-living man, bent down to grab his collar, and lifted him into the air with one hand. "There is a barrier around this place. Or...there used to be. What did you do?"

The man had an expression of pure terror. "I-I-I didn't. Nothin'! Didn't!" he choked out, unable to get control of his tongue.

The goddess's eyes narrowed to daggers. Of Anari's many precepts, one of the most simple and basic was: Don't lie to Anari. It was all the more applicable when you were seeing her face to face.

"Nothing, huh. I guess I don't have anything else to ask you, then." For a moment the man looked relieved. "I'll just have to find out who was with you that did do something." His panic resumed. And it only grew worse when she added, "That means you're worthless to me."

Light began to gather along the goddess's arm. The man screamed and struggled, but he couldn't escape the grasp of a deity. The light condensed into her palm, then shot into the man. His entire body burst into flames, then dissolved into nothingness.

"I swear, if these things let that abomination loose..." she swore under her breath.

Your visitor pulled her head back quickly, her entire body trembling. That was the power of a goddess. Hacks could do something like erase a person's existence--under certain circumstances, and with extensive preparation, and usually it required finding a way to kill the target, too. A goddess could erase a man's existence on a whim. She spins to you.

"Act like I'm not here. Do whatever you would do if I had never come by!"

You nod, equally terrified by just the name of Anari. The one most opposed to your creation had been her. To have her on your doorstep...Please let these walls really be indestructible.

The woman grabs your eggplant from where you dropped it and shoves it into your hands. "Go! Start!" she urges. She spins around, grabs the key out of the lock, and dives for the nearest cover she can find--the kitchen counter. As she slides behind it, you look down at your eggplant. Your eye catches the red on the floor beneath you. Your eyes widen. You can hear the doorknob jiggling right now as the goddess tests it. With nothing but your own body to hide it, you just drop on top of the blood spot and begin furiously pumping your cunt. It is by far the least sexy you have every felt, but terror keeps your hands moving all the same.

"Dammit, the key's gone, too. If it's gotten out-" The unspoken threat is terrifying. Soon you feel a pair of eyes on you from the nearest window, but you don't dare admit you've noticed. You do your best imitation of yourself in the throes of lust. It's garbage--but the deity you're trying to trick is the world's most famous prude.

"Disgusting," you hear her mutter. "Yes, you!" she says a little louder. You don't stop. "You're an abomination! A terrible mistake made by the worst kind of being! Stay locked up in there forever!"

With a final, disgusted harumph, she turns away. "At least she's still there. Where did the bloody key go? Did that pervert take..." Her voice fades away as she returns to the heavens. You finally let your hands stop and your body relax. For the first time you can remember, you really aren't horny.

"I think...she's gone," you call to your visitor. She doesn't move, but you hear a groan coming from her. Alarmed, you jump up and run over to her. She's laying on her back, the blood pooling beneath her still.

"What am I doing?" she asks in a faint voice, chuckling lightly. "That was my chance. Everything I did was to bust those hackers, and I missed my chance to hand the evidence to a goddess herself." You can only nod; you have no idea what she's talking about. "Oh well; she probably would have killed me before I had the chance. She... really doesn't like you, huh? What do you do?"

"Mostly masturbate. But...I can have babies. All kinds, from anything."

She nods knowingly. "Yeah, she would hate you, then. Bigoted prude, that one. Maybe if it had been Trilobyte, I could have finished my mission." She smiles sadly. Then her eyes focus on your face. "Your mission...is to have kids, right?" You nod once. "Well, I couldn't finish mine; but maybe I can help you with yours."

Your eyes widen in glee. "You mean?"

"Yeah, put a dick on me or whatever. Let's get you a baby."