Toy Story

Ever since that puppet sex scene in Team America, World Police, you can't get the idea of putting the action back in action figure. It's no surprise that when you see the door labeled Toy Story you get the idea of fucking that little cowboy girl into splinters. After going through the door and realizing that you're in a kid's bedroom, you see all the toys hanging out and the sausage fest of GI Joes and Transformers that you've walked into.

Maybe the kid's got a younger sister? Maybe there's a neighbor girl with a collection of Barbies or something.

Then a thought crosses through your head...what if everyone's as anatomically correct as a Ken doll? Oh fuck, now what did you do to yourself?