Now, what kind of guy are you?

Tom, just out of university (original concept by "monkey17", proofread by "DRaBcommish")

You are Tom, a 23 year old white man who has just finished UNI with a degree in art. You have brown hair and brown eyes, and there isn't anything incredibly special about you. You're really just an all around average guy.

Looking down at the rulebook, you realise that you have been gifted the power to make something of yourself and have a lot of fun. You decide that the first rules you should add will be ones that improve yourself and your life.

Old Rule: The owner of the rulebook is always in peak physical condition.
Old Rule: The owner of the rulebook has a 12 inch cock.
New Rule: The owner of the rulebook is paid $10,000 per month by the government.

You look and see that your body has been transformed into a much more muscular version of yourself. You decide it's time to improve the café you're sitting in.

Old Rule: This café only employs women between 18 and 30.
Old Rule: This café employs women between 18 and 19 to sit under tables and orally please any customers who sit at it.

You watch as the few male staff are suddenly replaced with young attractive women. At the same time, your zipper is pulled down and your cock is stroked, then sucked, by what feels like an expert cocksucker. You look down to find a young woman, around 18, with blond hair, sucking your dick with her eyes closed.

Old Rule: Staff may, and are encouraged to, **** female customers especially by groping their tits and asses.
Old Rule: Female customers find the above rule both humiliating and arousing while in this café, but will do nothing to prevent it.

You watch as a waitress approaches a group of well dressed business women. She begins fondling the woman with the largest tits as she takes their order. One of the three has her hand below the table were you can clearly see a young black woman's head between her legs, licking her pussy. Your cock hardens and throbs in the mouth of the young woman who is sucking you off. Maybe you should write some more rules for the café? Or should you go somewhere else?