To the kitchen!

You grab the calculator and your mother's tiny, empty peel and run to the kitchen.

There you set them both down on the counter and begin your search.

"...banana banana banana banana..." you mutter continually as you ransack the kitchen.

Apples. Grapes. Blueberries. Eggs. Bread. Sausages. Damn.

"My kingdom for a banana!" you cry, whereupon you immediately find what you are looking for. "Aha!"

You straighten your mother's remains out as much as you can and set the new banana down next to her. A bit larger...not as ripe...but it will have to do.

You pick the banana up and proceed to peel it. It takes a little work, as it's a very firm banana, yellow with no brown spots at all, and probably not too far past green. When you have it peeled, you toss the peel aside and go about gently inserting the new banana into your mother.

It takes some arranging - and a few rubber bands - but you soon have reassembled a banana.

Sort of.

Well, kind of.

No, not really.

Some of the new banana protrudes from the bottom - it really was too long. You consider cutting it off to make it fit, then shake your head. No, this is already too weird.

You shrug and step away from your handiwork. You pick up the calculator, hold your breath, and push the Cancel button.

There is a quiet whooshing sound and your mother appears, stark naked again, sitting on the counter. She closes her eyes and draws a few shuddering breaths. Then she reaches out her arms to grab the edges of the counter as her entire body shakes. Her legs are slightly apart, and you can see her spurting as she orgasms.

You are ecstatic, but your transports of joy do not prevent you from noticing that this really hot.

She opens her eyes, looking directly at you with incredible intensity. As she lowers herself down off of the counter, you notice three things at the same time.

(1) She used to be six inches shorter than you. Now she is nearly as tall.

(2) She is a woman in her forties, but now she looks much closer to your own age.

(3) Her body is firm. Like, really firm. She had nice breasts before, but now...wow.

She strides forward and plants her lips on yours.