To grab a lemonade

Kendall saw a lemonade stand. She walked up to it. "I don't have any credits on my card yet," she told the girl in the stand. The girl was dressed like a sexy, or as Kendall saw it, slutty farm girl. She had pig-tails and a straw hat and a very tight shirt tied under big globular boobs.

"On the house, piss Jenner."

"Did you say 'piss Jenner'?"

"Oh no, I said Miss Jenner. I recognized you," said the woman. She gave Kendall a huge 44 ounce lemonade.

Kendall thanked her and took the drink. She took a sip and noticed an odd twangy taste to the lemonade, but she seemed to like it, and drank more. Another scanitly clad big boobed woman walked up to Kendall. "Need some more piss?"

"What did you say?"

"I asked if you needed help miss?"

"Oh, odd. Um, I don't think so."

"Well you're in the right spot. You're in good hands," said the woman.

As the woman talked, Kendall thought about how 'you're in' sounded like 'urine,' then she thought about twice she had misheard the word 'miss' as 'piss.' She took another sip of the tangy lemonade.

"We have a small water park feature," said the woman. There are some fun public fountains that shower down on passer-bys, and if the light is right, the water turns golden."

"Golden showers," thought Kendall. "God, why do I have pee on my brain?" She then giggled.

"Something funny, piss Kendall?"

"Oh my god, what is wrong with my hearing?" said Kendall. "Nothing. I was thinking of pea brain and pee brain." She looked at the woman who was giving her a strange look. Kendall blushed and looked down. She took another sip.

"We have plenty of other features. We have two log rides, and I think you'd like Pee Mountain."

"'_Pee _Mountain?" aked Kendall.

"What? No, Bee Mountain. It has lots of flowers and the sound of soft buzzing. The splash at the end is awesome."

"God, why do I keep thinking about piss?!" said Kendall inside her brain as she took another sip. She was almost finished.

"We also have bumper cars," said the woman. Come this way.

The woman led Kendall to the bumper cars. Kendall had finished all 44 ounced of her drink and deposited the empty cup into a trash can. She decided to try out the cars. She got into a yellow one, and the scantily clad woman helped buckle her in. The seat belt put pressure on Kendall's bladder. "Damn, shouldn't have drunk all of that," Kendall said to herself as she was still trying to figure out what the weird taste in the lemonade was.

Other riders got into their cars, the the cars turned on. The cars started to vibrate gently, and this put more pressure on her bladder.