To a fat patrician

''Twenty five denarii!'' he shouts

''Thirty denarii!'' shouts a solid pleb

"Sixty denarii!" shouts another pleb

"One hudred denarii!''shouts a chubby patrician

"Sold to the kind patrician to the right!''says **** seller

You don't even have time to react that two guards pick you up and drag you to a covered cart with the patrician in it.

"**** suck my dick!'' he says grinning

You can either suck the patricians dick or jump out of the cart and hope to outrun the guards.