To John's Advantage

John watched Patricia cook. He tired to hide his erection by pulling as close to the table as possible. They talked about the weather, their other neighbors, and John's plans for the future.

Patricia made spaghetti with meat sauce with garlic bread and a ceasar salad. She put the meal out on her kitchen table. She added a bottle of red wine, and the two dug in.

After dinner and a couple of glasses of wine, John made his move. "So Patricia, I'm very flattered you are trying to seduce me. You are a sexy woman."

"Seduce you?!" said Patricia. "I'm just cooking you a meal to be friendly!"

"Then why are you only wearing that apron?"

Patricia looked down, the apron had shifted, so a nipple was showing. She shrieked and slapped her hands onto chest. Her eyes went wide, and her mouth fell open. Her face went red. "Um...I...well...."

"Well?" asked John smugly.

"Look, I'm a nudist," said a flustered Patricia. "And...um...sometimes I...you know...forget I'm naked."

"So you're not aroused right now?" asked John.

Patricia swallowed. Her breathing grew heavier. "Well, if I'm honest...yes."

"You want our neighbors to find out about...."

"NO!" said Patricia standing up. "Please, don't tell anyone. I'll do anything!"

"Anything?" asked John, "Like oh...take me to your bedroom?"

Patricia smiled coyly. "I can do that."

John stood up. Patricia took his hand and led him to her bedroom.

"Do we need birth control?" Asked John.

"No, I had a hysterectomy," said Patricia.

John stripped naked, and Patricia took off her apron. John climbed on the bed and lay on his back. "So, want to ride my cock?"

"Oh yes!" Patricia climbed on the bed then mounted John's cock. She started bouncing up and down, her tits jiggling.

John reached up and groped Patricia's tits. When she bounced downwards, he thrust his hips up. They fucked this way for some time. Patricia leaning her head back and moaning. The two had orgasms simultaneously, and Patricia slowed her bucking until she slumped down and fell on top of John. She started kissing his neck as he ran his hand through her hair.

After they came down from their sex high. John got up and dressed. "Thanks for dinner...and dessert!" he said.

"I enjoyed it," said Patricia. "You won't tell anyone, right?"

"My lips are sealed!"

John went back home.

He did a little silly dance then went to the notebook: Anytime a woman has sex with me, it will be the greatest sex of her life. I can get an erection any time I want, make it last as long as I want, and can cum as much as I want. Women love the smell, taste, and feel of my semen. I am immune to sexually transmitted diseases and no woman can get pregnant from sex with me unless we both want it.

John dropped the pen, arched his back and stretched, a huge smile on his face.