To Become A Housewife (Consent)

“Yes,” you say “I want to be a housewife.”

“Excellent,” the man says clapping his hands, “It’s very rare to have someone volunteer for such a transformation.”

You nod, “Well, my life isn’t what I want it to be and I heard that you could make it happen.”

“Can do, can do. Have you filled out the paperwork?”

You hand him an envelope, “That should have all the information you need. My social security, birth certificate, driver’s license-“

“Yes we need this to rebuild your new life,” he says, “And your request, do you know what you want?”