Tip her into the pool

John walked to the back of the chair Katy was laying in and lifted it as he slid it towards the pool. Katy screamed as she realized what was happening, but she was too late to do anything about it. She slid off the chair and into the pool. She went underwater and quickly resurfaced, minus her sunglass and earphones. John stared at her glistening wet breasts.

"What the hell do you think you're doing!?" She yelled.

"Tipping you into your pool." John answered plainly.

"I can see that you asshole!" She yelled as she swam over to the ladder. John watched her soaking wet body climb out of the pool and then angrily march over to him. "Now do you mind telling me who you are!?" She demanded.