Time to party (no Anna)

Jeremy comes home ready to party.

You're a little tired after your day but he's got enough motivation for both of you. After a quick snack, the two of you head out.

"There's this great new club. The DJ is a buddy of mine and we're in free," he says. "Cover charge is normally twenty bucks. How about that?"

"Cool." You're pretty sure the drinks will not be free but considering he's been letting you couch-surf for free, you're good with buying a round or two.

"What's cool is the chicks. They're the hottest in the City and you know what they say about San Francisco girls."

"Almost as hot as San Fernando girls?"

"Ye--huh? No! Hottest in the world."

You'd spent a couple of years in L.A. and aren't sure SF girls are hotter than that but they're plenty hot. Not that it did you much good. Then again, you hadn't been single in a long time. Maybe things would be different now.

The club has a ratty exterior and you and Jeremy climb down a set of stairs to a basement. Hard-rocking music practically deafens you as you open the second set of doors and step into the club.

It's a mosh pit of dancing girls. A huge waft of estrogen-infused sweat and perfume fills your nose as you check it out.

"Check it out." Jeremy echos your thoughts. "It's wall-to-wall chicks. "Buy me a beer, will you. I see something I want."

You were pretty sure Jeremy was as hopeless with girls as you were but two seconds later a stunning Asian girl is rubbing her ass on his pants-front.

{if Rebecca > 0}

You head for the bar and order a couple of beers when you feel a tap on your back.

"Huh?" You turn around and see nothing at first... until you look down.

"Buy one for me." It's Rebecca, the bitch-girl who was mean to Lupe."

She was hot when you were out with Lupe. Tonight, she's more than hot, she's sizzling. Her little black dress has cutouts on the waist and lower part of her breasts, leaving just a thin strip of material that might be said to cover her nipples but is really just displaying the rest of her tits. In back, it's cut so low her butt-crack is exposed and you're pretty sure she isn't wearing panties. If she goes out on the dance floor, she'll be completely exposed. Her long black hair is dusted with something glittery and pulled back in a pair of pigtails that just beg a man to grab hold and use to steer her sexy little mouth to his dick.

Her breasts aren't big but they're a sexy couple of handfuls. If she wasn't such a bitch, you'd love to grab hold. Hell, might as well be honest with yourself. Even though she's a bitch, you'd still like to grab them.

You doubt she's twenty-one but that isn't your problem. "Make it three, you tell the bartender."

You pass Rebecca her beer and she takes a big swallow then grabs your hand and writes something on it.

"Call me," she whispers into your ear then vanishes into the crowd."

Well, that was unexpected.

{endif}

You try to catch the eye of some of the hot girls... without much luck. Finally you give up, find a table, and sit with your beer while you wait for Jeremy to abandon the dance floor.

Finally he comes over, with the Asian girl hanging off of him. She is a little older than you and Jeremy, probably thirty, but she's wearing a little dress that shows off great legs and high heels that look impossible to dance in but make her hips swing when she walks. Her long black hair hangs down from her head and she has the weird bangs that Japanese girls wear in Anime. She's also not wearing panties.

"Uh, Mike," Jeremy looks uncomfortable. "I have to ask a favor."

"I can find someplace to spend the night," you volunteer.

"Thanks." He turns to the girl. "Uh, you have any friends that might like Jeremy?"

She looks you up and down... making you feel something like a hunk of meat hanging in the 'past best by date' section. Is this what girls feel like all the time? You're not sure but you suspect some of them do.

"Sorry," she says.

"No problem," you lie.

"I'll make it up to you," Jeremy promises.

"Hey, it's your house. I'm just couch surfing."

"If you need any money--"

"I'm not taking your money. Have fun. See you tomorrow."

They head out, hanging off each other and leaving you alone.

Now where the hell are you going to spend the night?