Throw water on the CEO

You laugh and throw your glass of water on the CEO in what you believe (misguidedly) to be high level, sophisticated comedy.

The CEO doesn't quite see it that way. There is a long pause which you correctly assume to be the silence before the storm. The CEO's face turns bright red and he bares his teeth.

"Get out!" he yells. "You're fired! Your hotel expenses are revoked and you can make your own way back up North! Get out of my sight!"

You start to make an excuse but the look on everyones faces simply propels you out of the room, out of the company job and out of money.

That was a bad move - you're fired. The end.