Those ARE some pretty nice undies.

They're so nice, in fact, that you want them for yourself. You can't use them, you can't eat them, and you certainly can't wear them. But they're still sparkly and maybe even valuable.

The Dark Elf fires off arrow after arrow at you, but you're already gone; you know every nook and cranny of this glen. A Ranger should know better than to fight a Fox Spirit right over its hidey-hole home. That's just asking to be the butt of some joke.

Ariel, meanwhile, is stuttering and blushing under her hood. She knows she should be doing something, but the nearly-naked Phaere is distracting her. "S-should we run?" she stutters.

"No! No running!" Phaere says, shooting an arrow at nothing at all. "I'm going to take this fox's pelt and wear it as a hat, no matter how ugly it is! Come out, you vermin!"

Well, with an invitation like that, how can you refuse? Also, your pelt is amazing: it's lustrous and soft and fuzzy and the perfect mix of orange and red and white and black. She's just asking for it at this point. You dart out from your hole, emerging right next to the Dark Elf. She doesn't even have time to react before you nibble at her boots.

Stole MANA POTION!

You snort at the glass vial in your mouth; this isn't useful at all. You spit it out. Why couldn't you steal those nice panties?

Can't steal equipped items!

Oh, right. How silly of you. Looks like you'll have to do it the loud way.

The Dark Elf spins on her heel and fires an arrow at you, but you're two steps ahead. You leap up and nip at the clasp of her delicate bra, which comes undone in a glorious release of tension. Phaere's breasts bounce free as her bra glides down her arms, exposing her generous blue tits. Those big blue nipples are nice and pointy, just begging to be batted at.

"F-fuck! This fox is a pervert!" Phaere desperately tries to cover herself, but like before, she can't fight and cover at the same time. Her bra comes loose from her quiver's strap and falls to the ground. She's **** to let her tits swing freely as she tries to track you.

Mineminemineminemine! You snatch the beautiful, lacy bra between your teeth and disappear into your hole.

"Wh-what happened?!" asks the healer. "I-I can't see you! You're all pixelated!"

"Huh? What are you talking about?! Just keep buffing me!"

"I can't!" she wails. "It says I can't target censored content!"

"Turn it off! Now!" demands Phaere.

"I... I don't want to! What if it strips me next?!" Ariel clutches her robes to her body.

Perfect! you think to yourself. Just like you guessed, the healer has her Mature Content Filter on. She can't see nudity- and she can't get naked unless she wants to. Of course, that also means she can't interact with anything naughty, or go to any naughty parts of the game. That's just the price she pays for protection from pervert foxes and invasive tentacled plant monsters... and there's nothing she can do to stop you from finishing what you started. It's time for Phase 2 of your dastardly plan.