Thomas Lies about what he changed

“Obviously when Kyle says it like that it sounds bad…” Thomas said slowly, speaking directly to Pamela who was staring at him with questioning intensity. He swallowed and composed himself.

The truth was Thomas had spent the last 10 minutes in his room getting dressed and thinking. He knew this little meeting was going to be about the World Processor, and questions were going to be asked… questions he knew he couldn’t answer truthfully without making the situation a whole lot more uncomfortable… but he could lie…

“All I know is that before I made that change women didn’t orgasm” Thomas said flatly, then for emphasis he added, “at all”.

Pamela screwed up her face, “So sex was what for us?”

Thomas shrugged, “I don’t know because Kyle just admitted to making it so getting cummed on was pleasurable to you… I remember that being true, but if that’s a change then I’m not sure if before we discovered this thing… girls just didn’t get pleasure from sex”

Pamela shivered, “ugh, that just sounds awful”

Kyle blinked and shook his head, “Wait, but… you were definitely mad when you made that change… you said you did it because of the permission thing? How is giving women orgasms a punishment? I thought you were getting **** by limiting them!”

Thomas nodded, “Maybe, but if things have changed since then maybe my motivation changed too? I mean, I remember making that change, but I remember doing it to encourage women to beg us to cum in their pussies more often… Not to punish anyone… what can I say? I like fucking a girl in her pussy and I wanted her to like it too!”

Pamela visibly relaxed, and nodded with an exasperated roll of her eyes. “That makes sense I guess... even with the risk... I'd rather be able to have the option to orgasm than not!”

Thomas smiled… she was buying it…

Kyle was obviously still trying to do the mental gymnastics required to keep up, “Okay, so you gave women orgasms from their pussies… and maybe our memories are different so... just… maybe just tell us what else you changed?”

Thomas coughed and looked at the floor, feigning nervousness. He knew the secret to telling a believable lie was to make it something bad, just not as bad as the truth…

“What would you do if you found a genie and got three wishes?” Thomas started slowly, trying to bring Pamela along with him.

“Wish for more wishes of course” Pamela said and then her eyes went wide, “You didn’t?!”

Thomas bolted his head up and made deliberate eye contact with her, “No! No… well… I tried to… After Kyle put the limit on one change a day I was frustrated and I tried to undo it… but it didn’t work. I typed that we could make unlimited changes per day, but the stupid thing just gave me an error message and locked me out for that first day instead… I wasted my first change because I was greedy… so, that didn’t work…”

Pamela gave him a pitiful glare before her expression softened again, “I don’t blame you, I thought about trying something like that but I think the once a day limit is for the best”

“I’m sorry guys…” Thomas said, looking to both of them with his best anxious glances. Inside he was celebrating, they were eating it up.

Kyle said nothing and then sat back with a huff, “Fine, you tried to undo the limit… that’s reassuring in a way I guess because it means it works… what did you try next?”

Thomas shrugged, “The women’s orgasm thing, which you already know about” he made eye contact with Pamela just long enough to see her give him a grateful smile.

“Anything else?”

Thomas sat back, “Kissing” he said after a pause. Causing both Pamela and Kyle’s eyebrows to raise immediately.

“You changed kissing?” Pamela asked, giving Kyle a perplexed look.

“No, I made kissing a thing… I mean I didn’t know it was called ‘kissing’ until after I changed it…” Thomas made a point of saying the word in a **** way like he was struggling to pronounce it, “you don’t think it’s weird that that…” Thomas said, pointing to Pamela’s exposed pussy, “tastes like amazing fruit, and yet we all choose to bump our mouths together and suck each other’s lips and tongues instead?”

It was half-true, Thomas had genuinely always thought it was weird that kissing was so popular when oral sex tasted better and was usually more pleasurable for both partners... He'd always wondered why kissing was acceptable in public, but tasting a girls fruit had to be done in private...

“That’s kissing!” Pamela said defensively.

“Yeah, I know…” Thomas said slowly, “But it didn’t use to be a thing. I made it a thing. Oral sex was great, everyone loves tasting a girls fruit… but we just… we didn’t have a way of kind of showing that kind of affection in public… and I always wanted a way to do something like that with other people around. Plus, as I said, I like fucking a girl in the pussy, and I always thought it was weird to just kind of hold and look at each other… I wanted to do something with my mouth… so… kiss-ing…”

Kyle blinked like his mind had been blown. “I seriously can’t believe kissing wasn’t a thing… you honestly did that?”

Thomas nodded, suppressing his own smirk at the look of confusion on his housemate’s faces.

“So… you didn’t give yourself a bigger dick?” Kyle asked sceptically.

“Dude, I’ve not gotten the chance, and do you really think I'd stop at 8 inches? When I could go to 10? Honestly, those are the only changes I’ve made!” Thomas said as earnestly as he could, watching in relief as Kyle took a deep breath and nodded.

“Alright, I believe you… You’re still an asshole for sleeping with Caroline but… I believe you”

Thomas gave Kyle a gracious smile and turned to look at his gorgeous naked housemate instead; trying to stop his smile turning into an excited grin… they believed him! 'They actually think it's totally normal for Pamela to be sitting here with us totally naked... and for male attractiveness to be based exclusively on dick size...!'

Pamela gave Thomas a reassuring smile, while her mind was playing out the news of all these changes… kissing... getting cummed on… having the ability to orgasm… none of them had even existed until the last few days…

“Ok Pamela, your turn” Kyle said, turning his attention to the naked girl, “What did you change?”