Thin Diana isn't so thin after one of Diana's breakfasts.

Fat Diana took thin Diana to her favorite little joint, Blubber Betty's. The staunch atmosphere and intense smell of cooking grease and meat was making Diana dizzy.

"I ordered your favorite food!" Fat Diana said, "I'm gonna make sure you're not an awfully thin looking woman, and give you the buff you're supposed to get!"

"Oh please.... umm, Diana," Thin Diana replied, still not entirely used to talking to herself, "It's just how my world works. I don't think you understand that..."

All of a sudden a fat waitress waltzed by and slammed down several plates of large pancakes in front of them, then farted and walked off. There must have been stacks of nearly 60 pancakes in front of them, as thin Diana began to drool.

"H-how did you know I love pancakes?" she said.

"Well, I am you!" Fat Diana boasted while smiling.

She reached over to a nearby wall and pulled on a handle. It opened a cupboard of various toppings, some regular stuff, others with pretty wild descriptions. She slathered them up with thick amounts of syrup.

"In fact, I won't even interrupt you, I want you to eat it all!"

Thin Diana found it pretty odd and intimidating, but dug in....

URRRRRRRP! That was formerly thin Diana's compliments to the chef, as her packed belly rested against the table. Within a few hours she packed on 120 extra pounds, more than enough to keep the cops away and enough to make her fatter. She groaned as her stomach growled in staved bliss.

"That was the best meal I ever had..." she said, while a fart blew out of her posterior, "Oh, my! Excuse me!"

"'Excuse me'? What does that mean?" Fat Diana said as she licked the syrup off the plates.

"You use it when... ah, forget it,"

"So, how is life for you in your world? Got a girlfriend over there?"

"G..girlfriend?" Diana replied as she rubbed her belly, "I'm... I'm not really a lesbian, you know, I've only dated men,"

"Well, I think you should find one! I've actually been dating Selina for several years..."

Diana gasped. Selina? They'd usually rip each other's hairs out in her world, not be dating! But if her alternate self was lesbian, was she as well...? Though her thoughts were cut short were her stomach growled so loudly, it could be heard across the diner.

"Sheesh, I'm still hungry?" she said.

"Well, yeah, that's just the first part of the meal!" Fat Diana replied.