The trip is fun

Nami found chopper and you on the deck sitting next to each other with strained faces.

“What are you doing?”

“We are trying to emulate the effects of the rumble-ball with a micro-dosis of metaphantulanin and … “

“We're trying to shapeshift”, you interrupted the doctor's no doubt precise explanation of the diluted medication he had prepared to invoke a weaker effect of his rumble-balls without the side-effects.

“I know chopper has a zoan-fruit, but how do you plan on shapeshifting?”, Nami asked you.

“Okay so during sparring with him, I noticed, that his transformations he does with his rumble-ball feel different through my sixth sense than his normal ones. After a few more questions and some close introspection Chopper confirmed, that these transformation are done differently.”

“That still doesn't answer, how you could do it.”

This time Chopper answered: “The base theory is, that my additional forms are accessed using a similar technique to one, that humans can in theory use to control their bodies beyond mere muscle based movement. Since my ramble-balls make the transformation easy to the point of me triggering it by accident, I created a weaker version, which should not have it's harmful side-effects. We both took a small dosage and are now trying to consciously access our bodies **** functions like the heartbeat.”

“I really don't like the sound of our doctor stopping his own heart.”

That thought really scared Chopper, who jumped up in panic: “We have nothing on board to treat cardiac arrest!”

With that he raced back to his lab.

Nami chuckled, than she flicked your nose: “I can think of better things to do with your entire body … “

“Nami, if I could learn this technique I could improve the efficiency of my training by a huge margin! Not just that, but I could emulate Choppers use by … “

“but if you really want to spend the free time you have doing this”, Nami started looking around to make sure Sanji was in the kitchen and could not see her.

“I guess I'll have to”, she pulled her shirt over her head.

“Do without … “, she started massaging her tits and you could no longer take it.

You jumped up burying your face in them.

Nami laughed and pulled me towards our bunk. We kept kissing and giggling, as we pulled each others clothes off and groping one another.

“How the fuck aren't we doing this all the time?”

Nefertari Vivi: 28/100

Nefertari Vivi: 48/100

“Because we never found the time to ourselves … “, You whispered the answer into her ear and then nibbling on her earlobe.

As you had expected Vivi's presence only spurred Nami on further. She clenched her eyes shut as to keep plausible deniable about noticing her as she tossed your underpants at her with surprising accuracy. You followed suit, or rather went to on up her: You knelt down and started fingering her with her panties still on, making sure to get them well soaked. Nami's hands gripped your head and pressed it into her crotch.

Nefertari Vivi: 28/100

Nefertari Vivi: 50/100

You started nibbling on her clit and Nami came. She squirted violently, soaking her panties through completely. You got up and moved her to the bed hungrily kissing her. At the same time I removed her drenched panties and threw her over my shoulder. Right into Vivi's face, who might have been telling herself, that she was trying to leave, but had one hand working beneath her skirt.

“My turn!”, Nami half moaned, half shouted and began pushing back into you.

You directed her, so she would push you against the door before Vivi could leave.

Nefertari Vivi: 30/100

Nefertari Vivi: 56/100

How the fuck could she resist the urge to join in? The only explanation you could come up with, was that she thought Nami and you wouldn't be welcoming. Your girlfriend seemed to read your mind. After giving your clit a parting nibble she came up and fervently kissed you before asking: “You wish it was the princess, don't you?”

“Nami … “

She pumped your pussy with her right while kneading your tit with her left for a few seconds, pushing into you to **** an answer out of you.

“Fuck! She's so hot!”

“You want to fuck her?”

“I'd love to!”

A slap on your right tit made the pussy juices on her fingers spray all over Vivi. By now you could barely pretend you had not noticed her, your dirty talk being the only thing suggesting otherwise.

“You 'would' love to? Don't you mean 'Yes'?”

“No, I just would … “ Before you could continue Nami went for your as. One finger was already past your sphincter with the others only waiting for a reason to come in as well.

“You better explain yourself, slut!”

“Vivi as hot as fuck”, the finger went in deeper.

“Under most circumstances I don't think I would like anything more than making her cum, till I'm neck deep in her juices.”

The finger moved back, with another lining up besides it.

“But?”

“But I've already met you. I don't want to cheat on you.”

Nami's tongue returned to your pussy. She licked a few times before giving you a kiss.

“What if I wanted you to fuck her?”

“Babe!”

“What if I want a threesome?”

Her fingers were back to fucking my pussy.

“Fuck! I'd make her come, while she licks your pussy! I'd suck those beautiful boobs, while you make out! I'd … “

“Cum for me while I make her eat your ass!”

And cum you did. Harder than you ever had before. Your squirting orgasm dosed the floor. Nami tried to get down to drink it from the source and in her haste she slipped on the wet floor. Because she was holding onto you you fell as well and there you were, laughing at each other, while still pretending you were unaware of Vivi not half a meter away from you cumming as well.

Sadly the journey did not continue to go this well: When we got back to the deck Sanji was kicking Luffy, because he had eaten all of our food. Zoro woke up from his usual naps just as you came through the door and promptly got on your back for neglecting your training.

“ … teeennn … “, you struggled with push-ups, only to realize, that Zoro had already gone back to sleep rather than checking your training.

You slumped down onto the floor and heard Vivi talking to Nami: “ … Koza. I always knew, I'd marry him one day … “

“Hey. You have to consider, what is right now. Right now you and Koza are not in a relationship and you are on a pirate ship. If you have needs, no one will judge you for indulging.”

Vivi blushed and changed the topic: “How far are we from Alabasta?”

You decided to include yourself in the conversation: “What exactly is the plan, when we get there?”

“We should first go to land in Nanohana, primarily to get some clothes, so we, or rather you don't stick out to much as foreigners. Then we should make our way to the rebel base in Yuba.”

“So you hope that if you tell the rebels, what you found out, they would step down … what about Crocodile?”

“What?”

“Even if he didn't expect anybody to find out his identity, if he was smart enough to set all of this up, he must have been smart enough to have a contingency in case the rebels realize that Baroque Works is the one causing problems.”

Vivi paled, having obviously not thought about that, so you tried to put her at ease.

“Short term the most important thing is to stop the civil war. We can still beat up Crocodile afterwards.”

For a moment Vivi wasn't sure whether to laugh or to cry out in concern and protest: “You can't fight Crocodile! He is one of the Seven Samurai! He...”

“Yes, yes, tell that to Luffy. Or rather don't because if you think any of that matters, you've severely misunderstood him.”

“Between him wanting us dead and him devastating your country Luffy trying to fight him is going to be inevitable”, Nami agreed. Before she could continue Usopp called out to her.

“That's smoke from an underwater volcano”, Nami explained the white-ish column in our path, “We can just sail straight through.”

The crew was at ease as we drifted towards it.

“Wait a second!”, You spoke up just before you were about to enter the smoke, “If this is from an active volcano, doesn't that mean this smoke is full of sulcough!”

As you moved through the smoke everybody on deck was coughing and retching and by some miracle nobody fell overboard.

What was even more astonishing was the man, who was now on the ship.

He wore a white cape, pants, which looked like diapers, and ballet shoes. On the shoulders he had two swan heads fixed, which each formed a number two. Add to that the more than suspicious timing, the fact, that he obviously was a devil fruit user and you were certain, that this man was Mr. 2, one of the assassins you were looking out for.

The problem was, that you had no idea of this combat abilities. If you were to recklessly attack or call him out to Luffy, who no doubt had no idea, he might still kill one of you, before Luffy, Sanji (who was in the kitchen right now) or Zoro could subdue him.

Then the okama outright pointed out, that he had a devil fruit, that allowed him to impersonate anybody he met.

Before he could touch your face you stopped him: “One is more than enough of me.”

“Gaaaaahhahhaha, and here I thought you were afraid of a harmless okama!”

“I don't know about harmless. From what my father told me about Ivankov's people you shouldn't take someone lightly, just because they look good in a dress.”

“Gaaaaahhahhaha! Most people who know that name either are like me or hate me for who I am!”

“And here I thought you'd know better than to judge a book by its cover. I may not practice okama-kenpo, but I know to appreciate the beauty of my own sex.”

He looked angry at that comment.

Bon Clay: 70/100

“What's that supposed to mean?” If it wasn't for your devil fruit, you would've believed that you seriously pissed him off and did your best to play along.

“Ehm,... uhh.. I didn't ...”

“Gaaaaahhahhaha! I'm just messing with you! I'm an expert in okama kenpo! Why do you think I'm wearing the ballet shoes?”

While you pondered, whether to tell him, that you meant okama kenpo as a euphemism, he hopped around the deck demonstrating his swan dance kicks.

You kept looking for Nami or Vivi to give the sign to attack him, but the sign never came.

Instead his ship came and when his men welcomed him back on his ship there were shouts of surprise coming from the Merry.

“Mr. 2?”

“Wait, you didn't realize?”

“I expected something like this from Luffy, but you, Nami? What did you think the eccentric martial artist with the devil fruit, whose clothes have a 2 on them on his way to Little Garden was just a random traveler?”

Your disappointment had flipped over to anger. “And you”, you pointed a Vivi, “How did you not recognize him?”

“I never met Mr. 2! I only knew, that he was a cross dresser, a ballet dancer with a swan motive and from the jobs he's done a master spy and infiltrator.”

“I don't think you can hit your head hard enough”, Zoro said sympathetically as he held his hand for you to bang your face into.

“On the bright side, it'll be some time, until he realizes, that we defeated Mr. 3 and reports to Crocodile. Until then he'll probably still think we're dead.”

And so Alabasta came into view. The plan was to first stop at Nanohana, to pick up some supplies you would need, then off to the oasis town of Yuba to tell the rebels about Crocodile to stop the civil war, then to the capital Alubarna to report to Vivi's dad and let the marines deal with Crocodile himself.