The trio asleep, intertwined

You and Mary walk into the master bedroom of your house. You can smell hot sex in the air like incense at Catholic mass. Your ****, your dad, and Doe are intertwined on the bed. Your dad's cock is embedded in Doe's ass, and he is sort of in a 69 with your ****, his mouth near her pussy and her mouth near Doe's. All three of them have shit-eating grins on their face, like they passed out in mid-orgasm.

Mary clenches your arm. "Oh, my God," she whispers. "Doe had a threesome with your mom and dad?"

"Yes, I sent my **** to take care of both of them, and it looks like she succeeded." You smile at how well things have worked out. "So, my dear, as the new guest, who do you want first? My ****? My dad? Me and my dad at the same time? Doe?"